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And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.......
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:52 pm
by BossMann73
My vote has to go with the word "batch." WTF, are we making chocolate chip cookies ova here? Boutique guys, this shit has gotten way outta hand. Stop it with your "small batches" and "the upcoming batch." Shit is gettin dicey yo!
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:55 pm
by frodog
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:59 pm
by actual
Yes I agree and that statement definitely needed it's own thread. Thank you.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:59 pm
by bloatedsack
Dear pedal builders:
I have taken the liberty of compiling this handy list of synonyms for "batch:"
amount
array
assortment
bunch
bundle
cluster
collection
lot
parcel
quantity
shipment
volume
accumulation
aggregation
assemblage
clump
clutch
crowd
group
pack
set
You may reward me all with a free pedal from your next clump.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:03 pm
by crochambeau
BossMann73 wrote:My vote has to go with the word "batch." WTF, are we making chocolate chip cookies ova here? Boutique guys, this shit has gotten way outta hand. Stop it with your "small batches" and "the upcoming batch." Shit is gettin dicey yo!
What about "run"? Same concept (limited manufacture, which is largely unavoidable), different term.
Though, including chocolate chip cookies from a single batch would put a whole new spin on GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE FRESH!
Plus it might put an interesting spin on collector resale... "You ate the cookie, that's a $100 devalue!" or "who the fuck counterfeits cookies using gummy bears as chocolate chips?!"
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:05 pm
by Strange Tales
Gummy Bear cookies sounds awful. Why the fuck would you think of that? What is wrong with you?
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:07 pm
by goroth
Do the cookies come with the box or not?
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:08 pm
by tremolo3
mmmm as much as I LOL at the booteek circlejerk most of the time, there's nothing wrong with batch.
The one I can't stand is "organic".
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:09 pm
by crochambeau
Strange Tales wrote:Gummy Bear cookies sounds awful. Why the fuck would you think of that? What is wrong with you?
I got a massive haul of them from ILFSS and that was my wife's response as well. She won't let me use the nice cookie sheets for anything any more.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:15 pm
by actual
Toasted gummy bears are the shit.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:27 pm
by Wittgenstein
BossMann73 wrote:My vote has to go with the word "batch." WTF, are we making chocolate chip cookies ova here? Boutique guys, this shit has gotten way outta hand. Stop it with your "small batches" and "the upcoming batch." Shit is gettin dicey yo!
Finally, someone had the nerve to say it. U makin' America Great Again, brah
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:30 pm
by Strange Tales
actualidiot wrote:Toasted gummy bears are the shit.
What does toasting them do? My brain does not come up with a scenario I like.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:32 pm
by actual
Strange Tales wrote:actualidiot wrote:Toasted gummy bears are the shit.
What does toasting them do? My brain does not come up with a scenario I like.
Caramelization on the outside, gooey on the inside like marshmellows man. Also enhances the flavor cause heat.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:33 pm
by Snufkino
I'm building a batch of organic Boss clones. Fight me.
Re: And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.....
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:37 pm
by raj007
Ya