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Not an actual problem, but I'm curious to hear what other people have to say, or random bullshit:
What can you say when checking mic levels after you've already said "check, 1, 2" a bunch of times, without making yourself sound like a ding-dong?

I have a friend that always says checkers

Maybe you can memorize a passage of a book or speech that you like.
Might as well make it interesting / educational if you have no choice but to blab for 30 seconds

I usually "Chet Douglas" then I'll play a few cowboy chords and sing a song about being Chet Douglas, a fictional cross-country mountain bike racer-turned-county icon.

Tsetse fly.

ThurberMingus wrote:I usually "Chet Douglas" then I'll play a few cowboy chords and sing a song about being Chet Douglas, a fictional cross-country mountain bike racer-turned-county icon.

Nice!

Blackened Soul wrote:I have a friend that always says checkers

You're friends with this guy?

ThurberMingus wrote:I usually "Chet Douglas" then I'll play a few cowboy chords and sing a song about being Chet Douglas, a fictional cross-country mountain bike racer-turned-county icon.

Perfect.

Syphilis.

Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this?
The five foot assassin with the roughneck business
I float like gravity, never had a cavity
Got more rhymes than the Winans got family
No need to sweat Arsenio to gain some type of fame
No shame in my game cause I'll always be the same
Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have
You wanna diss the Phifer but you still don't know the half
I sport New Balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path
Mess around with this you catch a size eight up your ass
I never half step cause I'm not a half stepper
Drink a lot of soda so they call me Dr. Pepper