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Am watching final 2 on time delay because the live broadcast is too frigging early.

Sweden, well done on the campy not-quite-Broadway intro bit.
I didn't know you guys knew how to take the piss.
You are exceeding expectations.

Ok, Latvia, that was probably last years shit house beat for douche bros, but kudos for getting within 60 months this year.

Poland....Poland, Poland, Poland.
What the fuck?
Please wear socks with faux olde timey military coat next time.
Also, worst pop ballad I've heard in years.
Mother fucker looked like all his talent dissipated when some groomed that moustache within an inch of its life.

Oh man, now I miss Kaossillator.

Yeah he should be in on this.
He'd have change for two cents.

Switzerland, nice flaming pits there.

And Israel....wow. Just wow.
There's a lot going on there.

BELARUS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Naked wolf man for the fucking win.

Who also happens to be Legolas.

Serbia, I can get behind your schtick here, and your entrant is pretty strong vocally, but where is this song going?
Really?
It's meandering around like a lost Evanescence bridge.

And Ireland are back!
With the soundtrack to watching paint dry.
And Ronan Keating's somehow even lamer clone.

Demi Moore moved to Macedonia what?

For Fans of Macedon

Lithuania found a mix tape from the early 2000s and went apeshit.
Nice shoes.

Ok wait up....I thought we'd already performed?
What goes on?

Also, sorry Europe but our shit pop song smashes your shit pop songs.

New favourite.
96% to Lithuania's 63%.
Eat it.

Tits out, Slovenia.
Should take the heat off of the train wreck that is this shit Dixie chicks remix.

Bulgaria stole this years shit chart mix tape to come up with surprisingly passable mediocre number.
But flesh tone clothing and reflective Tron knee pads are not enough to offset the damage of those tired dance moves.