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RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:39 am
by ProCarsteNation
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No, you don't:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SziF4mesPA[/youtube]

hugely talking to myself here, too :lol:

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:20 am
by D.o.S.
vidret wrote:everything will be better once i get that new dirt pedal.
i'll sound much better.
i'll play much better.
the weather is going to be better.
people are going to love me more.
my computer will give me less problems.
my friends will want to hang out with me more.
my parents won't nag me as much.
it'll sound great both before and after delay.
i can finally start a band with the sound i want to have.
a drummer will probably show up once i sound like this.
a girl will probably show up once i sound like this.
someone who loves me for who i am.
and it looks good too.


but it's here now
it's got sidejacks
it hasn't got a mid-boost like that other, new, slightly varied one
even though i barely used that on my old ones
i'd rather talk about it here
the weather is still shit
it still sounds just about the same.

i guess this wasn't it.
there's a new one coming out next week, it looks fucking superb.
i bet it'll fix all my problems.
I want to sig this. On my chest. In that awful faux-cursive.

For now I'll settle for this heavily abridged version on my internet face.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:02 pm
by PanicProne
Vidret, prob the funniest post ever on ILF. And that's saying something.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:29 pm
by goroth
PanicProne wrote:Vidret, prob the funniest post ever on ILF. And that's saying something.
Vidret mostly owns ILFs top ten funniest posts of recent memory.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:31 pm
by Pete
I was just about to say I wanted to sig that post too. :lol:

That's one of the best things I've read on this board.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:32 pm
by phantasmagorovich
D.o.S. wrote:
vidret wrote:everything will be better once i get that new dirt pedal.
i'll sound much better.
i'll play much better.
the weather is going to be better.
people are going to love me more.
my computer will give me less problems.
my friends will want to hang out with me more.
my parents won't nag me as much.
it'll sound great both before and after delay.
i can finally start a band with the sound i want to have.
a drummer will probably show up once i sound like this.
a girl will probably show up once i sound like this.
someone who loves me for who i am.
and it looks good too.


but it's here now
it's got sidejacks
it hasn't got a mid-boost like that other, new, slightly varied one
even though i barely used that on my old ones
i'd rather talk about it here
the weather is still shit
it still sounds just about the same.

i guess this wasn't it.
there's a new one coming out next week, it looks fucking superb.
i bet it'll fix all my problems.

And Faux Cursive should be a Cursive cover band.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:41 am
by DarkAxel
voting for saddest

but as someone who did just get a new instrument... it's awesome :) although I am finding out that my new instruments tend to replace my old, no matter what either are

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:21 am
by rfurtkamp
Depends on what it is.

"Need" in the sense of "can I create without anything additional", I need nothing.

But in terms of "I can hear where this will take me", there's all sorts of things - or the combo of "this thing could inspire something different", sure. Need.

It's why I have a dozen guitars and basses. They all speak to me in different ways.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:49 am
by univalve
Pete wrote:I was just about to say I wanted to sig that post too. :lol:

That's one of the best things I've read on this board.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:40 am
by ritz
Yeah, seriously funny... but also a little too much truth!

I'm always trying to reign in that kind of thinking. And I find that when I do, I do a better job of using what I already have and coming up with new sounds and possibilities.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:27 pm
by Chuckchuck
Teenage Engineering pocket series drum machine, chip synth.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:28 pm
by Chuckchuck
I really dig traditional Korean drumming. Resonates with me for some reason.

http://youtu.be/jdAujCkVI_U

http://youtu.be/jBTTn7KFYro

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:42 pm
by tuj
get some PVC at home depot, round one edge and you have a didgeridoo.

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:46 pm
by friendship
didgeridon't

Re: RE: I need a new instrument/effect/whatnot....

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:58 pm
by spacelordmother
Circular passing out.