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Yes, I know its September. Suck it. I'm in the motherfuckin holiday spirit.

No Scrooges or Grinches allowed. I'm gonna miss the stalking and shopping but I'm okay being Daddy Xmas this year. Besides, now I can stalk EVERYONE.

So for now, send your username, real name, address, E-mail, and phone number to ILFSS15@gmail.com and please specify whether you can do international or domestic. To make it easier for me to keep organized, try to make the subject your username and either domestic or international. For example, Neonblack International.

Speaking from experience, International is awesome. I got all sorts of delicious French sweets from my French sweet. And my favorite chocolate in the world. So yeah, let's spread the fuzz love across borders.

RULES
1. Don't be an asshole.

2. Minimum post count requirement of 500. Only exception is people that successfully participated in previous versions of Secret Santa, please include previous assignment(s) in your email for easier verification. If you have less than 500 posts, we can bend this rule if you have some folks vouch for you. A good trading record will make a big difference here.

3. ILF Management will review ALL applicants for rule 1 compliance.

4. Presents should reach their destination by Christmas, it's called Secret Santa, if you can't commit to that do not sign up.

5. Gift range is $50-$100. You can go higher if you're able. Include local snax. ONE GIFT MUST BE A PEDAL OF SOME SORT!!!!! (NOTE: We had some folks go overboard last year. This is totally acceptable. It's also acceptable to stay between the $50-100 range. Don't be a cheapass though.

6. Failure to send the gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that.

The list:
Doommeow
Monkeydancer
UglyCasanova
Bob the robot
Theactionindex
Kbit
Thurbermingus
Drodriguez
Goosekevin
Goroth
Jwar
Eivind August
Disarm D'Arcy
Hyphen Nation
Cyanitrate
Resincum
Morange
MSUSousaphone
Bronzetalon
Rustywire
Jrmy
D.o.S.
Derelict78
Lordgalvar
Aen
Aens_wife
Multi_S
Odontophobia
DarkAxel
Phantasmagorovich
Iommic Pope
Brandsmannen
Oldangelmidnight
Strange Tales
smallsnd/bigsnd
Dandubbelewe
xleroyx
untilshewokeme
Weed_killer
Vidret
Shaunnecro
Terminalvertigo
Bendhy
Gone Fission
Twangasaurus
Trace
Snufkino
Oscillateur
Colin
Ryan Summit
Helter
Gigahearts_FX
Ryan

Cutoff should be earlier, no? Living in Europe, I should send my gift in late november if I get an ameriguy.

Also, fuck yeah, secret satan!

Word, maybe late October. And I'll try to have assignments out by Halloween?

In like Flynn!

aw yeahh. can only imagine how much work daddy santa is, thanks for taking it on

In!

Thanks for volunteering to sort it out daddy santa!

Hell to the fuck yeah! I'm in. Can't wait to stalk and pick out goodies for someone!

Mainly the stalk bit.

Yea I'd do the cut off a bit earlier for sign up, but give folks until the like a week or two before x-mas to actually ship. That's cool. My rules worked last year. I don't think we had any issues? I can't recall though. Seems like we always have something fuck up.

What's the limit you guys think??

We always say 50 but I think we ought to just say "a pedal that's cool". No one wants your fucking Boss or Behringer shit. No one wants your old funking shit that's been sitting in your basement for 10 years with mold and weed smoke smells on it. Brand fucking new pedal. IMO that's a must. Otherwise there's no point. UNLESS the person that you are shopping for wants something totally different, like a noise maker. I think we have to have that rule. People get cheap sometimes. Bitches. LOL

I think as long as there's thought put into it. And love. Physical love. With penis.

But yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say if you just send someone whatever has been sitting in your closet with no regard for what they want, you're a dick and I'll petition to have Tom change your title to Scrooge McDick and no more festivities for you

Remember, its about giving, not getting.

And also, let's try not to drop out at the last minute, but holidays can be rough. If you sign up and realize you can't afford it, LET ME KNOW so we can figure something out.

OH! And let me know if you want to do domestic or international shipping. I'll try not to let anyone get screwed on shipping.

jwar wrote:No one wants your fucking Boss or Behringer shit.

Spat chocolate all over myself.

I don't mind getting used pedals (like I did last year), as long as it's a cool (like it was last year)!

I'm in. Perhaps the most fun I've had on a forum was stalking and putting together a box of selected goodies. PSYCHED!

Rules added

I haven't done this before, but was considering it this year. For the record, I don't know about others, but I'd be totally fine with a used pedal. Even a beat up one, as long as it's cool. And there's some boss pedals I'd be totally stoked on as well, so it seems a shame to throw those out. Like, if I got a beat up ass old Taiwanese hm2 I'd be totally stoked. Just sayin'...

UglyCasanova wrote:PSYCHED!

Thanks Neonbkack for taking care of all this