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Goats
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:48 pm
by Ugly Nora
Anyone into goats?
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Re: Goats
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:52 pm
by D.o.S.
I prefer Cows.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLFGntVkB4[/youtube]
Re: Goats
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:56 pm
by Ugly Nora
That's an odd response to an otherwise normal thread.
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:43 am
by Blackened Soul
well... I just don't know, one hand the lack of farm smell is nice on the other hand kind'a opened the thread thinking this had something to do with black metal...
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:37 am
by The_Active_Conundrum
goats eat kudzu
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:50 am
by Twangasaurus
goats drink suudsu?

Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:56 am
by UnicornTrap
I'm really into the band called Goat, does that count? also, satan
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:06 pm
by Ugly Nora
Lots of weirdos in this thread.
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:57 pm
by spacelordmother
My buddies have been calling me Goat since high school.

Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:16 pm
by Joe Gress
My family raised goats for a few years. My kid brothers did 4-h with them, both diary and market projects. A lot of fucking work every weekend, and milking them every morning was a chore, but it was worth it. They were highly entertain, and the reward was much more than milk and occasional goat on the table. They all had personalities, and they all had their own quirks and sounds.
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:38 pm
by The_Active_Conundrum
Joe Gress wrote:My family raised goats for a few years. My kid brothers did 4-h with them, both diary and market projects. A lot of fucking work every weekend, and milking them every morning was a chore, but it was worth it. They were highly entertain, and the reward was much more than milk and occasional goat on the table. They all had personalities, and they all had their own quirks and sounds.
now how much do these goat diaries sell for?
I mean I know it isn't as culturally important as say....Anne Frank's diary, but if it is profitable I'm interested.
Also, how do the goats not eat their diaries?
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:27 pm
by Dandolin
We're about to say goodbye to two beautiful and hilarious Nigerian Dwarf goats--we got them when we moved onto my lady's family farm six years ago, but now the farmhouse is full of toxic mold and my lady has lupus and we're living a mile away. They're better off with someone who can be close, so we arranged for them to be taken in by the county zoo. I'm gonna miss them a tonne--especially the way they used to head-butt when I cranked my amps, but it's way better for them to repatriate. Just wonderful creatures, in a tie with our donkey for my favorite critters evar. Woodrow Wilson Donkey will be staying for a while though because the zoo doesn't want him.
It's a big commitment to take care of these critters, but I wouldn't ever trade the time I spent with them. Kind've have to have access to some land, though, which is in damned short supply in these parts and so pricy that I never would have had the opportunity but for my lady's family having acquired the land 100 years ago when this was really Nowheresville.
Yeah, goats make me smile, but it's a little hard right now.
And yeah, cows and me? Not so much.

Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:27 pm
by John
No Goats, No Glory
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:07 pm
by well... it's green
Ugly Nora wrote:Lots of weirdos in this thread.
what's weirder? posting in a thread about obvious goat voyeurism or creating a thread about obvious goat voyeurism?
Re: Goats
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:10 pm
by The_Active_Conundrum
John wrote:No Goats, No Glory
Now that you say that, I'm wondering why it wasn't said sooner.