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Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:47 pm
by mmurphy1000
Years ago I got a free Carlo Robelli acoustic guitar when I bought an amp. It looks nice but it's a cheap POS guitar that never really played well.
I hauled it out of the guitar closet recently and it's pretty much unplayable - absurdly high action. I'm mainly a bassist and I like high action but this is ridiculous. As far as I can see there is no way to adjust anything at the bridge, and no truss rod.
I have a decent acoustic/electric and a classical and I like them both. I have no need of the Robelli guitar and I will never ever play it. So what should I do with it?
I'd happily give it away but it would be evil to give it to someone starting out on guitar. I've played for years and I can barely fret the damn thing....it would make a newbie quit immediately.
I am tempted to just throw it out but ugh, I recoil at the thought of throwing out a musical instrument that's not completely broken.
any ideas?
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:50 pm
by Chankgeez
Slide.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:38 am
by wafl
Chankgeez wrote:Slide.
Jerry rig the cheapest pickup you can find into the soundhole.
Or better yet as many as you can fit.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:04 am
by fishtankdork
Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:31 am
by echoraven
fishtankdork wrote:Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.
What he said.

Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:40 am
by Jero
Chankgeez wrote:Slide.
fishtankdork wrote:Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.
These were my thoughts as well
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:51 pm
by CyaNitrate
Chankgeez wrote:Slide.
fishtankdork wrote:Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.
This.
As far as the art thing goes, this came to mind

- shelf.jpg (52.61 KiB) Viewed 2736 times
or something similar..there is a ton of examples if you search acoustic guitar shelf.
Also, I took a similarly non playable guitar once, and being a photographer, I turned that sumbitch into a pinhole camera! Which I then used for a self portrait playing another acoustic.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:41 pm
by mmurphy1000
awesome ideas, thank you!
I haven't played much slide but hell, it's winter and the snow sucks - may as well fool around with a slide instead of just vegging out watching Netflix.
and I really like the idea of making some kind of art out of it too...maybe some kind of fancied-up shelf so it's both functional and shiny.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:24 am
by Gone Fission
One of these and play it lap-style with a bar?
http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Gate-F-330 ... B0002Z3N8O
Use big electric strings and maybe mount some big, funky magnetic pickup for maximum fuzzed-out fun.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:20 am
by zeravla
Rape it. Make your other guitars watch as a lesson to let them know what happens if they disappoint you.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:43 am
by The_Active_Conundrum
zeravla wrote:Rape it. Make your other guitars watch as a lesson to let them know what happens if they disappoint you.
agreed. DMC that shit
raperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:06 pm
by culturejam
I was gonna say "smash it and post the video on youtube", but the "art" answers are a lot better.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:05 pm
by mmurphy1000
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 2:23 am
by technicoloraudio
put 4 pickups in it then fill it those little balls of bath gel. then live the rest of your life underwater.
Re: Guitar disposal dilemma?
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:27 am
by John
GEE WHY ARE THERE NO GIRLS AROUND HERE