A Serious Bone To Pick, Ryan...
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:28 am
What is wrong with you? I have a wife and a kid, and I work full time. My free time is fucking limited.
Now I have a fucking Elements and I can't stop playing it. I ditched work yesterday to play with this fucking piece of brilliance, and I wasn't really paying any attention to my kid either. He probably did something really cute, or said something really nice to me and all that my mind was on was this fucking Elements. Today I should probably see a doctor because I can't get rid of my boner. You're an asshole and you ruined my life.
(jk... love you)
Now I have a fucking Elements and I can't stop playing it. I ditched work yesterday to play with this fucking piece of brilliance, and I wasn't really paying any attention to my kid either. He probably did something really cute, or said something really nice to me and all that my mind was on was this fucking Elements. Today I should probably see a doctor because I can't get rid of my boner. You're an asshole and you ruined my life.
(jk... love you)