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Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:06 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
So i saw this today.....
http://www.amazon.com/Gibson-USA-DSMZPS ... B00BY367UOAnd i believe gibson have finally produced the absolute most dog shit worst fucking production guitar ever. Every single thing about this guitar is fucking wrong. I cant even vocalize how much i hate this piece of shit.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:03 am
by Jeff-7
Bar fucking none. Even the headstock...
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:31 am
by MEC
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:37 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
I dunno i think this may be worse than the firebird x..
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:45 am
by MEC
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I dunno i think this may be worse than the firebird x..
It's pretty bad but how much blame is on Gibson vs. Zakkkkk Wylde?
Also, the Firebird list at $4000! That's like....any guitar you could fucking think of money.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:39 am
by Holy Schnikes
The Gibson Moderne as seen through the eyes of Zakk Wylde is def god awful! He has a way of making any Gibson, even the LP Custom, look like shit.
Beyond the goofy ass finish and headstock though, it's pretty close to the mythical prototype Moderne designed alongside the Flying V and Explorer in the late '50's but even worse. I gotta agree with MEC, the Firebird X is probably the worst thing I've ever seen in every facet from overall look to both form and function. And that price!!! My local GC has had one in a glass case since day 1. It's laughably bad. Nobody cares enough to do more than chuckle at how stupid it looks.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:52 am
by AxAxSxS
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:27 am
by Ghost Hip
I gotta be real with you guys, I think the Fender Starcaster looks dumb as fuck.
predicted response: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, JARED.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:51 am
by backwardsvoyager
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:55 am
by morange
I'm not that upset, I don't even like the good Gibson guitars.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:09 am
by backwardsvoyager
morange wrote:I'm not that upset, I don't even like the good Gibson guitars.
I've wanted to like a lot of the good gibson guitars but every time I've played one it's just felt uncomfortable and poorly built

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:17 am
by kbit
PumpkinPieces wrote:I gotta be real with you guys, I think the Fender Starcaster looks dumb as fuck.
predicted response: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, JARED.
Nah, I'll back you up on this.
Especially those offset f-holes.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:37 am
by Achtane
kbithecrowing wrote:PumpkinPieces wrote:I gotta be real with you guys, I think the Fender Starcaster looks dumb as fuck.
predicted response: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, JARED.
Nah, I'll back you up on this.
Especially those offset f-holes.
Agreed.
That boat anchor/reverse flying V thing is pretty bad too.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:59 am
by UnicornTrap
I'm a gibson fan but yikes that moderne looks so, so awful. and floyd rose tremolo to boot

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:12 am
by ryan summit

douche chills