Iron Fuzz: Round 1
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:35 am
Ok, I really wanted to make this into a video and post it up on Youtube. But I didn’t have time since I only thought of this a few days ago. And I was trying to get Donny to be my announcer guy and run around calling me “Fukai-san” but he wasn’t available because he was being crushed by his speaker cabs or something.
Black screen. A quote is displayed:
“Planets are ambient as fuck” - The Philosopher Achtane.
A drumroll. Fuzz Stadium is shown. It looks like a Guitar Center barfed equipment onto the Pink Floyd stage at Pompeii.
Announcer/ref:
Five days ago, a man’s fantasy became a reality. In a form never seen before. Fuzz Stadium, a giant recording arena. The motivation for creating this stadium was to encounter new, original sounds, which could be called true artistic creations.
Chairman:
The participants have one month to record a song. If they should win, they gain the people’s ovation and will have fame forever. In every battle, reputations are on the line in Fuzz Stadium.
Announcer:
What inspiration do the challengers bring this day?! The volume will be up and the pedals will be on!
Chairman:
This month’s song was recorded in 1970 by Black Sabbath, on the album Paranoid. It is considered one of the most classic metal songs of all time, and features a catchy riff and a killer solo. I love this solo, and so I think it is time that we had it as a challenge. Today’s challenge:
War Pigs!
more drum roll. Wide panning shot of Fuzz Stadium.
Cut to the chairman biting into a green pepper
Chairman:
ALLEZ FUZZ
zoom back out to show all the roadies and other crew ready to record in Fuzz Stadium.
Chairman:
And of course we need a secret ingredient to this month’s challenge! As I have heard many say that they do not like this effect, let’s bring out the secret ingredient!
*smoke clears as a pedestal rises from the stage*
A Small Clone and a Boss CE-1 are display tastefully in a salad of lettuce and asparagus.
Announcer:
This month’s secret ingredient is CHORUS. Entries must include chorus effects! I can’t believe it! The chairman is a crazy man!
Chairman:
Let the games begin!
Black screen. A quote is displayed:
“Planets are ambient as fuck” - The Philosopher Achtane.
A drumroll. Fuzz Stadium is shown. It looks like a Guitar Center barfed equipment onto the Pink Floyd stage at Pompeii.
Announcer/ref:
Five days ago, a man’s fantasy became a reality. In a form never seen before. Fuzz Stadium, a giant recording arena. The motivation for creating this stadium was to encounter new, original sounds, which could be called true artistic creations.
Chairman:
The participants have one month to record a song. If they should win, they gain the people’s ovation and will have fame forever. In every battle, reputations are on the line in Fuzz Stadium.
Announcer:
What inspiration do the challengers bring this day?! The volume will be up and the pedals will be on!
Chairman:
This month’s song was recorded in 1970 by Black Sabbath, on the album Paranoid. It is considered one of the most classic metal songs of all time, and features a catchy riff and a killer solo. I love this solo, and so I think it is time that we had it as a challenge. Today’s challenge:
War Pigs!
more drum roll. Wide panning shot of Fuzz Stadium.
Cut to the chairman biting into a green pepper
Chairman:
ALLEZ FUZZ
zoom back out to show all the roadies and other crew ready to record in Fuzz Stadium.
Chairman:
And of course we need a secret ingredient to this month’s challenge! As I have heard many say that they do not like this effect, let’s bring out the secret ingredient!
*smoke clears as a pedestal rises from the stage*
A Small Clone and a Boss CE-1 are display tastefully in a salad of lettuce and asparagus.
Announcer:
This month’s secret ingredient is CHORUS. Entries must include chorus effects! I can’t believe it! The chairman is a crazy man!
Chairman:
Let the games begin!