ilovefuzz.com

Looks like those church venues are out of the question.

Wonder what the "Ream Your Ass" knob does....

Wow I just viewed the full size pic and the border around the "fucking fucker" is well...fucking epic.

I would have probably appreciated this more when I was 13.

My question is do you have to use sexual innuendo or plain offensive names in order to sell products?

Well it started long before, maybe with the Fuzz Face or quite possibly the Mainline amps, which had the most blatantly offensive advertising I can remember. A hypodermic needle injecting an amp.

Any way Metasonix seems to be marketing to the rich who never left adolescence. Probably a hit on frat row.

Any way if your product needs that kind of marketing to sell the it most likely won't stand on it's own.

Ok rant over and if any one doesn't like what I said, I don't care.

MM

I think it's funny. But I haven't heard any decent clips of that thing. Not that I could afford it anyways.


I'd like to try some of their other stuff, though!

starcastic wrote::wha?: Wonder what the "Ream Your Ass" knob does....

If you have to ask...

metalmariachi wrote:I would have probably appreciated this more when I was 13.

My question is do you have to use sexual innuendo or plain offensive names in order to sell products?

Well it started long before, maybe with the Fuzz Face or quite possibly the Mainline amps, which had the most blatantly offensive advertising I can remember. A hypodermic needle injecting an amp.

Any way Metasonix seems to be marketing to the rich who never left adolescence. Probably a hit on frat row.

Any way if your product needs that kind of marketing to sell the it most likely won't stand on it's own.

Ok rant over and if any one doesn't like what I said, I don't care.

MM

funny, i was thinking the same thing...

That's the smae name I give EVERYTHING at least 25% of the time I am prototyping.

aen wrote:That's the smae name I give EVERYTHING at least 25% of the time I am prototyping.

I've called about half the amps I've ever repaired that at least once.
Which probably explains why I'm offended.

MM

I was also "this close" to naming something the Scrotum Smasher. But, oh, guess who already did it. Fucking MEtasonix. Wreckin' mah names for stuff.

aen wrote:I was also "this close" to naming something the Scrotum Smasher. But, oh, guess who already did it. Fucking MEtasonix. Wreckin' mah names for stuff.

"Genital Gyrator"


Now get on it before the Metasonix guy sees!

I personally thought that the product description page for the Butt Probe was hilarious!!

I would liek to make a fuzz pedal called



COLON RECTIFIER