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Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:48 pm
by mattar
Is motherfucking delicious; Discuss.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:50 pm
by Joe Gress
mattar wrote:Is motherfucking delicious; Discuss.
Lol the only time I drink chocolate milk is after sex.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:57 pm
by mattar
Joe Gress wrote:mattar wrote:Is motherfucking delicious; Discuss.
Lol the only time I drink chocolate milk is after sex.
The first time i had sex I knew it was going to go down but had no condoms. So i stop with the girl in my car for "chocolate milk" but really for condoms but also for chocolate milk.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:57 pm
by madmax1012
the only time i drink chocolate milk is fucking always
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:02 pm
by Joe Gress
mattar wrote:
The first time i had sex I knew it was going to go down but had no condoms. So i stop with the girl in my car for "chocolate milk" but really for condoms but also for chocolate milk.
My first time I was thirsty. Not tired, nervous, awkward or anything, just thirsty. The only thing in her house was chocolate milk...
I can't have it any other time now lol
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:07 pm
by Chankgeez
Either raw organic chocolate milk from a glass bottle, Yoo-Hoo or GTFO.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:14 pm
by snipelfritz
mattar wrote:Joe Gress wrote:mattar wrote:Is motherfucking delicious; Discuss.
Lol the only time I drink chocolate milk is after sex.
The first time i had sex I knew it was going to go down but had no condoms. So i stop with the girl in my car for "chocolate milk" but really for condoms but also for chocolate milk.
lol, reminds me of when I worked at a gas station. You could always tell when someone was just buying something else so it wasn't like they just came in for condoms.
Trust me, it's only awkward for you.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:19 pm
by Joe Gress
snipelfritz wrote:
The first time i had sex I knew it was going to go down but had no condoms. So i stop with the girl in my car for "chocolate milk" but really for condoms but also for chocolate milk.
lol, reminds me of when I worked at a gas station. You could always tell when someone was just buying something else so it wasn't like they just came in for condoms.
Trust me, it's only awkward for you.[/quote]
I'd go in slam that shit on the counter and smile like a fucking hero. And then get some chocolate milk and smile even more. And then get some dog treats, cause you know, bitches gotta eat after sex
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:26 pm
by Ghost Hip
I love me some Nesquick chocolate syrup and some 2%. I have a glass almost everyday. Chocolate Milk is the best.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:35 pm
by chutneyfarmer
I fucking LOVE me some chocolate milk, but the only time I ever drink it is when I'm on holidays in Spain. Me and my mates head over every year for the Primavera festival and chocolate milk (or chocolate rain as we now call it) is one of the most consumed drinks along with beer and sangria.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:16 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
So delicious! I loves chocolate milk forever and always.
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:34 pm
by devnulljp
Good Mitt to you.
And now it is time for the nation to drink its chocolate milk.
Everyone, lift your glasses.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE711qUrJRk[/youtube]
Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:25 pm
by Achtane
Yoo-Hoo isn't even milk. It's a "chocolate drink".
Doesn't mean it isn't delicious though

Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:41 pm
by Chankgeez
Achtane wrote:Yoo-Hoo isn't even milk. It's a "chocolate drink".
Doesn't mean it isn't delicious though
Yeah, so what? I prefer to think of it as "chocolate water" anyway. Stuff can survive a straight up nuculear attack.

Re: Motherfucking chocolate milk
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:45 pm
by excane
Joe Gress wrote:Lol the only time I drink chocolate milk is after sex.
I need this to be a title of a song in the future.
aaaand fuck yes...Choc milk is fucking scrumpTIOUSSSS ezzspecially when adding the sauce. Kahlua makes it irresistible.