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fucking really?

Ah yes...the tone rite

Great invention or the greatest invention?

I prefer the shell pink Tonerite; the contours are better suited for offset guitars.

Achtane wrote:I prefer the shell pink Tonerite; the contours are better suited for offset guitars.

I guess my mom has a guitar I don't know about then?

But seriously wtf.

You guys may be laughing about this specific product, but the principle behind it is sound.

Yeah, but like, just play your fucking guitar.

It'd be like buying a new car and breaking in the engine by putting a brick on the gas pedal and
leaving the fucking thing in your garage.

theavondon wrote:Yeah, but like, just play your fucking guitar.

Yeah, I'm not sayin' it's my preferred method for breaking in a guitar, but apparently it's some people's.

BRB putting ebow on the recently acquired Mascis JM to magically break it in.

MEC wrote:It'd be like buying a new car and breaking in the engine by putting a brick on the gas pedal and
leaving the fucking thing in your garage.

Worked for Ferris...

"Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?..."

Technically, yeah, that sort of thing kinda sorta works, more on acoustics than electrics. But is that gonna resonate all 12 notes or just an E flat but flat by 10 cents? It'll be really awesome when you hit that note, I guess. Folks who go in for this sort of thing normally prefer picking a fave acoustic CD on repeat and putting the new guitar in front of the speaker all day.