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submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:56 am
by lawrence scaduto
here's the deal:

post a video of you delivering a joke before November 17th at noon EST and win a blowing up.

me, lawrence scaduto, is the the judge.

i'm looking for best delivery. if it's someone else's joke, then that's ok. natural funniness is what i'm looking for. extra points for the person that stumbles on a real truth and makes me feel uncomfortable.

be as creative as you wish with your production value.

the joke that makes me laugh the hardest wins.

you must submit your joke via video. text, mp3, image macro or other form of delivery will not count. it must be you doing your best to make me laugh.

the joke video must be embedded in this thread.

what you will win is a custom painted "Blowing Up" fx pedal from Ohnoho. by custom i mean i will decide what you'll get when i whip out my spray paint and stencils. The winning ILF member will not dictate how the pedal/circuit will be built.

if you win you're gonna pay for shipping. $10 for the US. $20 for mexico/canada. $30 for the rest of the world. You must claim your prize by sending me a PM and payment via PayPal before December 1st 2010.
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i'm going away on vacation very soon and will be back the 17th. when i get back i will watch the jokes in order and decide which one i think it the funniest.

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godspeed ILF'ers

I look forward to blowing up your gear.

edit: just to make this more lawyer friendly: you have to be a registered ILF member prior to today. and i reserve to right to cancel this contest at any time. to be even more strict you must say your ILF username in your video intro. this way no one can enter a brilliant Mitch Hedberg one-liner for the win. but if you can do a mitch hedberg impression by all means make me chuckle. you just might win.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:04 pm
by trad3mark
Do we specifically have to be in the vidja or can it be a vidja of something else, but with the joke involved in some way? i dont have a webcam or anything of the sorts. sadface.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:59 pm
by lawrence scaduto
trad3mark wrote:Do we specifically have to be in the vidja or can it be a vidja of something else, but with the joke involved in some way? i dont have a webcam or anything of the sorts. sadface.


it's gotta be you delivering the joke.

head to your local apple store/best buy and make video using their computers built in cameras. find a friend with a newer cell phone. everything does video now a days

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:53 pm
by trad3mark
It didn't take much convincing, but i think i'm in. ;)

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:49 pm
by htsamurai
I wish I was funny :(

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:12 pm
by Companda
htsamurai wrote:I wish I was funny :(


Well, you're funny looking BOOM

I win.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:02 pm
by Toonster
Why do you always win? :idk:

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:13 pm
by Companda
Why does the Sun shine?

Why do unicorns have sword faces?

Because they, like me, are awesome.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:01 am
by Toonster
:wha?:

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:15 am
by Companda
:cool:

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:52 pm
by elbandito
Companda wrote:Why does the Sun shine?

Why do unicorns have sword faces?

Because they, like me, are awesome.

Companda is definitely the funniest post'r on ILF but can he deliver the jokes face-to-video? Only this contest will determine the truth.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:49 pm
by Companda
I can determine all kinds of truth right the now.

No.

No I can't.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:12 am
by tuffteef
give peace a chance

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:09 am
by lawrence scaduto
wow. so no one submitted a video.

by default one of you could have posted a video and automatically won.

since there's no winner i'll have to come up with a new contest.

Re: submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:26 pm
by Bellyheart
I just aquired capabilities. Extend!