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If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name them
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:31 pm
by Sockgazer
Obviously if you're a builder that's kinda cheating.
Me, I can't solder worth a fuck.
I would call them:
The Sack Scratcher
Barbed Bacon
Dennis Drive
Anus Party
The Your Mother
Roast Johnny
Wang Jibbler
The Super Picard
Loaves and the Fuzzes
Devious Dickhead
The Ball Buster
The Tit Magnet
Rectum Fisher(two Anus Parties in one pedal)
Unlimited Delay Works
The Bumblecunt
Motorised Jackalope
Panty Snatcher
Cocksnapper
Fortitude Save
Afro Termite
Ovarian Octave
The Cesarean Section
Sealed Nipple Jar
I would my company "Levitating Ostrich".
All tweaked and optimised to be run into a '65 Amp Soho.
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:02 pm
by bdunlap
Shitmuscle Effects
Ben Franklin's Secret Prostitute Garden Analog Delay
Taintpunch Fuzz
The Dying Magician Overdrive
Nadnipples Distortion/Boost
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:08 pm
by cloudscapes
Torque Cumbubble FX
Pigeon Shit Tones
No, I'm Not Really Drunk FX
Midget Cyclops
Technicolor Lawsuit Sounds
Fall Into Goldfish Matlock FX
Oh God I Should Be In Bed FX
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:11 pm
by Noise...
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:20 pm
by Sockgazer
Solid names so far.
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:25 pm
by theshoegazer
Fortitude Save is an awesome name. You mind if I build a bass booster with that name and an etched or stamped 20 side die graphic on it?
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:36 pm
by CBA
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Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:57 pm
by elbandito
BigHed, cuz my head is fucking HUUUGE.
Seriously... I wear a 8.75" fitted cap.
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:26 am
by Mudfuzz
The Fluffy Bunny Device
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:50 am
by metalmariachi
My f***ing amp blew up: distortion
I’m late: delay or bad news from girlfriend.
PMS: intense fuzz
Jeans creamer: a different flavor of fuzz
Wet Dream: reverb
I call the company Harmonious discord.
Of course I would never buy any pedal with those names myself.
MM
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:51 am
by mutmoo
Pedalphile Effects
Creature Double Features
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:26 am
by smallsnd/bigsnd
uncle muscles' funtime emporium effects extravaganza
and the
poo poo buzzemfuzzem
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:16 am
by theavondon
Poop. (analog delay with vibrato)
Butts.(fuzz)
Farts.(boost)
All done by Incredibly Immature FX.
That way, when someone points to my board and asks me "What's that?", I can just say what I already want to say.
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:48 am
by elbandito
smallsnd/bigsnd wrote:uncle muscles' funtime emporium effects extravaganza
and the
poo poo buzzemfuzzem
ladies and gents, we have a winner!
Re: If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:43 pm
by spacelordmother
theshoegazer wrote:Fortitude Save is an awesome name. You mind if I build a bass booster with that name and an etched or stamped 20 side die graphic on it?
DO EET and build me one!