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So my 6 year old was on a field trip at a local park today. Apparently last night,some sick fuck decided it'd be a real hoot to tape razorblades to all the playground equipment. Luckily,the teacher/s caught it in time before any of the children got hurt. I've half a mind to comb the park at night,vigilante style and bust a motherfucker in his mouth. I'm a proud pop to be sure,and when I hear about ANY kids(but especially my own)having their well being compromised,then it makes my fucking blood boil. Authorities have been notified,but I doubt anything'll come of it. I'm not Johnny N.R.A.,and I'm certainly not some do-gooder upstanding citizen,but I will beat a motherfucker to death and beat his dead ass back to life for fucking with children's safety. I don't usually go off on a rant like this,but I'm a wee bit pissed off.

drives you nuts when this type of shit happens--

skip wrote:drives you nuts when this type of shit happens--

Truly. At the very least,no one got hurt.

DO WORK BLOO! I fully support vigilante justice of this sort!

sevenSHARPnine wrote:DO WORK BLOO! I fully support vigilante justice of this sort!

Epic beard will sand the fucker down to human dust

i would tear off a man's testicles if he ever pulled that kinda shit around hear, and i'm not even a parent.

this is extremely fucked up and i hope i never catch anyone doing this as they will be hog tied and burned alive...

blooghost wrote:I've half a mind to comb the park at night,vigilante style and bust a motherfucker in his mouth.

Just make sure you don't accidentally attack/get attacked by another vigilante

eti wrote:

blooghost wrote:I've half a mind to comb the park at night,vigilante style and bust a motherfucker in his mouth.

Just make sure you don't accidentally attack/get attacked by another vigilante

The me attacking part is of greater concern than me getting attacked.^^^ Him don't know me very well,do he???

There was a bit spate of this when I was a kid. Favourite was razor blades in swimming pool slides and playpark slides.
Another was NaOH pellets in the kids swimming pool to burn their skin off.
Pure unadulterated random evil.
Some people need to have their faces stapled to the floor and then have buses backed over them repeatedly.

devnulljp wrote:Some people need to have their faces stapled to the floor and then have buses backed over them repeatedly.

i like this!!!

magiclawnchair wrote:

devnulljp wrote:Some people need to have their faces stapled to the floor and then have buses backed over them repeatedly.

i like this!!!

Seconded

That's insane! The type of stuff you hear about but figure doesn't actually happen...wow, that's sick.

Seriously, devnulljp...it's pure evil.

eti wrote:

blooghost wrote:I've half a mind to comb the park at night,vigilante style and bust a motherfucker in his mouth.

Just make sure you don't accidentally attack/get attacked by another vigilante

Oh man...and then you'd both end up on the news as suspects for placing the razor blades!

Make sure you wear a reflector shirt that says vigilante!

Tom Dalton wrote:That's insane! The type of stuff you hear about but figure doesn't actually happen...wow, that's sick.

Seriously, devnulljp...it's pure evil.

eti wrote:

blooghost wrote:I've half a mind to comb the park at night,vigilante style and bust a motherfucker in his mouth.

Just make sure you don't accidentally attack/get attacked by another vigilante

Oh man...and then you'd both end up on the news as suspects for placing the razor blades!

Make sure you wear a reflector shirt that says vigilante!

rofl

i just got a mental image of batman wearing one of those florescent orange work vests with the word "VIGILANTE" scrolling across the back

Tom Dalton wrote:That's insane! The type of stuff you hear about but figure doesn't actually happen...wow, that's sick.

Seriously, devnulljp...it's pure evil.

eti wrote:

blooghost wrote:I've half a mind to comb the park at night,vigilante style and bust a motherfucker in his mouth.

Just make sure you don't accidentally attack/get attacked by another vigilante

Oh man...and then you'd both end up on the news as suspects for placing the razor blades!

Make sure you wear a reflector shirt that says vigilante!

Ninja getup FTW!!!