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In my half awake state this morning, I thought it was a good idea to leave the key to my place, for a friend that's coming over, under a flower pot in front of my place that weighs about the same amount as she does.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn01MszSAXs[/youtube]

I'm writing a cover letter while watching DS9. For some reason I really want to write like a ferengi in it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIBT-JYiCuE[/youtube]

A good cover letter paves the way for acquisition.

Yes hue-mawn, I will bring many new opportunities for profit to you business. I'm sure with our skills combined we could both gain much wealth.

The stars are full of latinum!



A girl I dated right out of high school who cheated on me just tried to add me on Facebook. People are weird. What ever indeed.

Achtane wrote:

My friend is friends with that Bill Hitcher dude in facebook, too. All of his comments are like that. My friend plays into it so hard, they have long ass threads with thosr kind of literal, unnecessary comments haha. Its quite odd.

dubkitty wrote:looks like a cinnamon roll.

… my first thought was it looks like a cow pie….

BitchPudding wrote:http://abc.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/legal-age-to-drink-has-change-to-25-as-of-august-2014/r/10067

almost fell for this.

Why didn't you just RickRoll us? It's the same dumb shtick but with a nice song to ease your woes

I...I don't know...WHAT HAVE I BECOME???? QUICK, PALATE CLEANSER!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KVeQ4qeOsk&feature=kp[/youtube]

I blame the internet. changesssssssssssssssssssssss.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ[/youtube]

When people ask what religion I belong to I always say Christian so they won't bug me, even though I don't believe in organized religion.

I do the same thing. Except every once in a while it backfires and you end up stuck on a train with some guy who really wants to talk about Jesus, but the only parts of the Bible you remember involve incest incest, rape and general debauchery.