The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[spacelordmother]

At work, the drunk who thinks he works here is pissing me off to no end.

if he really thinks he works there, have him sweep the floors and scrub the toilet.

And when he finishes have the cops waiting for him.

[dubkitty]

no, no, no...exploit him to do your job while YOU sit around and get drunk. he gets attention, you get fucked up; that's a win/win from here.

[McSpunckle]

I went to get coffee with a girl I kinda dig, and I'm pretty sure my dick feel out of my pants.

#game

[dubkitty]

i'm desperately lonely here in Chicago...one reason i went on my music-shop tour was that it gave me a chance to talk with fellow guitar geeks, who were the only people other than my cousin, his fiancee, and gas-station attendants i've talked to live in WEEKS. if it wasn't for Feather talking with me on the phone i'd be utterly lost. that's why i was asking to meet ILFers in Chicago. but nobody seems to want me

[spacelordmother]

no, no, no...exploit him to do your job while YOU sit around and get drunk. he gets attention, you get fucked up; that's a win/win from here.

But then Snoops would become "drunk guy who thinks he works there!"

[dubkitty]

have i mentioned how much i HATE fucking trackpads on laptops?

[futuresailors]

have i mentioned how much i HATE fucking trackpads on laptops?

You want the ball old man?

Also, economics is fucking retarded.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I went to get coffee with a girl I kinda dig, and I'm pretty sure my dick feel out of my pants.

#game

Don't worry, I'm sure she liked it.

[snipelfritz]

Somehow got rather drunk last night. Now I'm hung over and slept through my first class (well it hasn't started but there's no way I'll get there in time).

I'm far more bummed about being hung over though.

[IEatCats]

i think I'm getting sick.

[greyscales]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I completely spaced on an interview I had with my Spanish instructor today. I knew the day was going too well.

[IEatCats]

I might be a little sick, but I'm mostly just miserable.

It's because of tomorrow. I hate it. I've only ever had one good one, and it's stressing me the fuck out, because I'm back home, and my parents always fuck it up. I always get woken up to some argument, or they end up not talking, or I end up fucking something up, or my friends all abandon me. And now, my girlfriend's across the state, and even if everyone fucks up my day, I can't hug her and have everything be okay.

I can't even try to sleep through it, because I have a math test tomorrow that I have to go to, because it's my midterm. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

[RR Bigman]

Chopping some wood to dry for an upcoming fishing trip. Came in proceeded to the shower, scratching my fellas I felt a bump. Panic mode sets in; I'm too young for sack cancer I think to myself. Get out the shower for further inspection and there the little bastard is, with mouthy bits latched on the underside of my scrotum. A goddamn tick on my nuts! I grab some tweezers and pull him off just like they taught me in scouts and flush the fucker. Thought it was a little late for ticks but this weather must be keeping a few of them around.

[futuresailors]

Chopping some wood to dry for an upcoming fishing trip. Came in proceeded to the shower, scratching my fellas I felt a bump. Panic mode sets in; I'm too young for sack cancer I think to myself. Get out the shower for further inspection and there the little bastard is, with mouthy bits latched on the underside of my scrotum. A goddamn tick on my nuts! I grab some tweezers and pull him off just like they taught me in scouts and flush the fucker. Thought it was a little late for ticks but this weather must be keeping a few of them around.

[IEatCats]

I put off starting my homework until, like, midnight. Now I have to do the rest in the morning.