Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:47 pm


BitchPudding wrote:New phone get. What to do first......
"Siri, from now on call me Bitch Pudding."
"Ok, Bitch Pudding."
Hahahaha, awesome.BitchPudding wrote:New phone get. What to do first......
"Siri, from now on call me Bitch Pudding."
"Ok, Bitch Pudding."


Post: 171
From: nicki (me and slowdog)
Date: Sun, 08 May 94 10:09:59 EDT
Last night I projectile puked a mass of lobster bisque (the only thing I had eaten that day; I had
had it for breakfast). Mostly it was lobster bisque but also there was one hot dog in it. Plus all
the wine! It was quite red. The puke, that is. Cause I had eaten only red things all day!!! It was
really cool, it looked like godzilla's radiation breath coming out of me!!!! Whhhaaarggghh!!!!!
Depends on how much you like spring reverb?kbithecrowing wrote:Go see an awesone surf band play for free on the beach with all my friends, or drive to the next city over at pay $15 for a three stage event with a bunch of bands i dont know at some abandoned grain elevators, likely alone?
Hmmm hmm hmmmmmm...
Surf band.kbithecrowing wrote:Go see an awesone surf band play for free on the beach with all my friends, or drive to the next city over at pay $15 for a three stage event with a bunch of bands i dont know at some abandoned grain elevators, likely alone?
Hmmm hmm hmmmmmm...
D.o.S. wrote:Surf boart.kbithecrowing wrote:Go see an awesone surf band play for free on the beach with all my friends, or drive to the next city over at pay $15 for a three stage event with a bunch of bands i dont know at some abandoned grain elevators, likely alone?
Hmmm hmm hmmmmmm...
I thought you were telling ME to do this. I was like, "well ok, if you insist. Just don't get mad if I bang that one female friend you've known since you were kids and have always had the awkward tension with and were really destined to get with. The whole situation will provide that much needed 4th act watershed of feelings that makes you both realize you've always loved each other but think now it wont work. Then some sad song montage, something with your goofy stoner friend trying to hook you up with some sluts but all you can think of is her, then you realize it's quarter to 10 and if you run you can stop her at the gate from boarding her flight to Camaroon to serve in the peace corps. But when you get there the flight has left and you're all sad, and then you turn around and she's standing there with tears streaming down her face and she drops her bags and runs to you. Then you get married and have five kids and buy a house in the country where she can work on her paintings and you can write your novels and live happily ever after!"kbithecrowing wrote:Go see an awesone surf band play for free on the beach with all my friends