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JonnyAngle wrote:I'm starting to wonder if my poops are weird.

Probably the Arby's.

They will be after the Arby's.

snipelfritz wrote:You would rotate on your own center of gravity mass and end up eating your spooge.

Edited for scientific accuracy.

I'm sorry.

In space you get blue balls unless you orgasum analy...and I'm just gonna come right out and say I hate wiping period blood off toilet seats, there I said it.

I remember camping as a kid in some park in Maine and going on a short "adventure" roaming around the woods/small river by our campsite. So I climb up this small waterfall to the top of a like 5 foot cliff, I'm being a kid like fighting invisible ghost pirate ninjas or whatever and I moved some brush to go into the woods again and there was the most gigantic bloody tampon just sitting in the dirt, I ran away. It's probably just cause of my age but I swear it was the size of a soda can.

That sounds like the beginning of a Stephen King book.

We all float down here?

comesect2.0 wrote:In space you get blue balls unless you orgasum analy...and I'm just gonna come right out and say I hate wiping period blood off toilet seats, there I said it.

We were all thinking it. As usual, comesect is the only one brave enough to say it.

Oh yeah, 66 pages later and the hiatus is over.

Should the thread die like my second virginity did?

I think it should get stickied

Glad to hear you are doing well...but nope. This thread is important to Soy loving, Arby's eat'in, space jerk offs like me.

Nah jk, if it died I wouldn't care...as long as we have the Arby's thread.

$harkToootth wrote:
Nah jk, if it died I wouldn't care...

Wow, I think we found Witt's true alt

Oh Wittgenstein, I hope he finds whatever it is he is looking for in life...
No disrespect to him but I WOULD NEVER pay what he pays for guitars...ever...
To each their own but one of his Jags is like a quarter of a years' worth of groceries for me.

neonblack wrote:Oh yeah, 66 pages later and the hiatus is over.

Story time.

agreed on the story, the dude from Jersey and I shall occupy the thread for you. We're gonna be here awhile, least I probably will.