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In divisive times, could we agree that The Escalator Investigators would bring the youths out to the nightclubs, circa 1986? That sounds like a good, cheeky 80s art rock/ post-punk band.

This "escalator expert" misidentifies an "escalator" as an "elevator" at 1:34 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRgHBDjj44

So, I don't know what to believe anymore.

if i was on the right drug(s) that phrase would start pinging around my brain like a pinball and never leave. sort of like the cheesy-yet-profound gated drums and Massive Synth Riff of one of those bands. somewhere between Tears for Fears and A Flock of Seagulls.

Chankgeez wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:20 am

This "escalator expert" misidentifies an "escalator" as an "elevator" at 1:34 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRgHBDjj44

So, I don't know what to believe anymore.

I haven't forgotten that he thought we had planes during the American Civil War. I imagine he'd be stunned to find out the Red Baron was a German pilot and not just a pizza mascot.

Yep, the Germans totally won WWI:

that was the Revolutionary War where he talked about attacking the airports.

Chankgeez wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 1:35 pm Yep, the Germans totally won WWI:

Is this real???

Zork wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 3:24 pm

Chankgeez wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 1:35 pm Yep, the Germans totally won WWI:

Is this real???

Lulz, no, but this is--
(haven't you heard that Pat Benatar song "The Supermarket is a Battlefield"? America is crazy, yo.)

Zork wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 3:24 pm

Is this real???

Yes, that Red Baron pizza is real.

Supposedly not that bad. (I've never had it.)

Chankgeez wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 6:08 pm

Zork wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 3:24 pm

Is this real???

Yes, that Red Baron pizza is real.

Supposedly not that bad. (I've never had it.)

They were not bad for frozen pizza the last time I had one.. in… 1992 when I was 13

not bad for frozen, but DiGiorno’s is better. i don’t make frozen now because my oven sets off the smoke alarm even after a thorough cleaning.

If someone's looking to "not turn a blind eye to the lawlessness plaguing American cities", maybe they should direct their attention to a certain white house in a certain chocolate city.

Ha, that one took a turn fast. Anyway, I’d be more excited if the Earhart files actually solved the mystery after all these years.

from what i’ve read it’s not really a mystery. people from nearby islands said they’d seen a wrecked plane on a reef, and the assumption is that she died and was then eaten by coconut crabs which are large and voracious.