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so everywhere else had dry toilets? So you must shitstain that every time, no?

Whenever I was in the U.K. (No disrespect, I love it there) ring around the toilet...every time. Sometimes, you would think I didn't flush.

Although I'm not following having your junk touch the water. Not happening with my tiny Irish prick. Better chance of finding a pot of gold under the rainbow.

I'm so stoked that I'm a grower and not a shower. It would be so bothersome just to have it swinging all away around down there all day. I feel more battle ready this way, except I only have a daily duel with Bongo Bongo.

Agreed. I wear pretty tight jeans and just think it would be terrible for everyone if something like Gonzo's nose was hanging out down there.

I'm not sure if I have a small dick or just really huge balls.

Neon, you have big balls of steel. I heard a historian mistook them for colonial era weaponry.

No balldipping and a brush for stains. Smart.

If you only drop one massive deuce a day or every other day, you should eat better lol

Or drink coffee to clear the plumbing.

If you ejaculated in zero gravity, would it propel you backwards by any measurable amount? Would it even come out or would you have to squeeze it out like the last toothpaste in the tube?
How does one jerk it on the ISS? Using those piss vacuums?
What's it like to have sex in space? Do you have to bike lock yourselves together? That might be kinda hot.

Important issues.

I feel like all of these were answered in one of those astronaut AMAs. I imagine shooting wiener glue in outer space is a lot like in a pool. It just sort of warbles around transfixed.

You would rotate on your own center of gravity and end up eating your spooge.

Space sex tourism here I cum! :surprise:

Sex in space is like sex irl...it should never be done. Don't do it...it's not safe.

I'm starting to wonder if my poops are weird.