The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[alexa.]

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[the_carl]

Apparently I don't qualify to be a meat slicer at Whole Foods, cashier at Target, or barista at Starbucks. I guess I need experience with minimum wage jobs before I can be hired for minimum wage jobs. I'm pretty sure that if I can handle multimeters and SMD soldering and MatLab I can operate a meat slicer, cash register, or coffee machine, but whatever.

[theavondon]

Pizza place, homie. Literally zero experience ever required.

[Jwar]

Apparently I don't qualify to be a meat slicer at Whole Foods, cashier at Target, or barista at Starbucks. I guess I need experience with minimum wage jobs before I can be hired for minimum wage jobs. I'm pretty sure that if I can handle multimeters and SMD soldering and MatLab I can operate a meat slicer, cash register, or coffee machine, but whatever.

I work at Whole Foods. Anyone can handle it. Hah. Seriously.

[foomanfat]

I wish I wasn't so unreasonably annoyed by singers doing their "soulful" runs.

[01010111]

Why are my google ads either Asian lady singles or weird old men singles? What does this mean

[skullservant]

Didn't get the internship that I applied and interviewed for... It was for the Baltimore Ravens.

[IEatCats]

Why are my google ads either Asian lady singles or weird old men singles? What does this mean

Mine are ads for ads, I think.

Pay Per Click Advertising
Proven Strategies That Work Maximize Results. Save Time & Money

wut.

[Achtane]

I wish I wasn't so unreasonably annoyed by singers doing their "soulful" runs.

I HATE THAT WARBLY FLAILING SO MUCH
THEY THINK VOICE-WANKING IS SOULFUL LIKE BLOOZ LAWYERS THINK 500BPM SOLOS ARE SOULFUL
FIND A NOTE AND STICK WITH IT
AND YOU GUYS ARE REALLY WEARING OUT THE VIBRATO TOO
SHIT AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT MAKE USE OF SOME SPACE IN YOUR SINGING

Reminds me, that Katy Perry song "Firework" where in the chorus she's all
UHH
UHH
UHH

That makes me want to kill.

Didn't get the internship that I applied and interviewed for... It was for the Baltimore Ravens.

Ahhhhh, sorry dude. Just keep pushin' on, something will come along.

[snipelfritz]

I'm sooooo fucking sick right now. I puked in the bathroom at work within an hour of being there. I haven't been able to eat a thing all day. I'm freezing my ass off any timeany part of my body goes outside my sheets.

What's worst is that I can't sleep since that's what I spent the last 24 hours trying to do. So basically I'm miserable right now.

[phantasmagorovich]

Dudes, I so need a vacation.

[tuffteef]

feel so bad right now for my good friend he got called today saying his visa was being cancelled and that he has 6 days to return to boston
out of nowhere so fucked up

and none of us know what to do or can do anything to help he even got denied visitor visa

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

I wish I wasn't so unreasonably annoyed by singers doing their "soulful" runs.

I HATE THAT WARBLY FLAILING SO MUCH
THEY THINK VOICE-WANKING IS SOULFUL LIKE BLOOZ LAWYERS THINK 500BPM SOLOS ARE SOULFUL
FIND A NOTE AND STICK WITH IT
AND YOU GUYS ARE REALLY WEARING OUT THE VIBRATO TOO
SHIT AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT MAKE USE OF SOME SPACE IN YOUR SINGING
.

i call this "christina aguilera-ing it"

unless you're like fucking aretha franklin or some shit...its not a good look

i imagine if one were plowing aretha, one would make a crazy "soulful" flailing O-face/scream at climax

[futuresailors]

ooooooOOOOOOooOoOOooOOoOOOooooooOOOOOO

[snipelfritz]

Keep him in the closet and make him give people hand jobs?!? Whatchuu talkin' bout mazzy?