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codetocontra wrote:If you master the art of anti-puking

That's called being a pro.

Word

let's bring this thread back to it's former fun...ish


Went to Japan, it was rad. I had to work everyday with no days off so I just drank at night, found a rad bar called Captain Kangaroo though! Drank their till 5am my last night before flight, could of gone home with the owner of a Karaoke bar next door but I had a flight in a few hours and decided against it... wamp wamp hahah

I was happy/impressed I could still sit around drinking for 9 hours and not die

imJonWain wrote:I was happy/impressed I could still sit around drinking for 9 hours and not die

That's the best way to do it.

(seriously, good drinkers pace themselves. None of that chugging frat boy nonsense)

imJonWain wrote:let's bring this thread back to it's former fun...ish


Went to Japan, it was rad. I had to work everyday with no days off so I just drank at night, found a rad bar called Captain Kangaroo though! Drank their till 5am my last night before flight, could of gone home with the owner of a Karaoke bar next door but I had a flight in a few hours and decided against it... wamp wamp hahah

I was happy/impressed I could still sit around drinking for 9 hours and not die

You're not a pro until you have drowned the slippery otter in a public bathroom

Made the mistake on telling my bride that sometimes we accidentally dunk our junk in toilet water when we sit. She was not happy with this news.

I really don't understand why American toilets are filled with water like that. So uncomfortable using them.

Invisible Man wrote:Made the mistake on telling my bride that sometimes we accidentally dunk our junk in toilet water when we sit. She was not happy with this news.

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actualidiot wrote:I really don't understand why American toilets are filled with water like that. So uncomfortable using them.

Trump.

it's adjustable too, so I dunno it's a habbit?

If you don't have a water level to surpass, you can't lay down an iceberg.

It's because enough Big Macs will stop anyone up for days and the water has to be high enough to, yeah, sink the iceberg.

Also so people who wipe sitting down can perfect the infamous "wet pass" technique.

It's all the Arby's and Soy Milk. Most people have to wipe sitting down because of morbid obesity. Sometimes the hand gets stuck up there so housemates and loved ones need to call the fire department. But they're too busy eating Arby's and getting it all over them too.

I know a lot of people place $22 bids for metal zones on the toilet too.

I'm vegetarian so I don't have an issue but my coworkers spend what I consider an insane amount of time trying to shit in the bathroom (or so I assume, maybe they just hangout in there).

Could be doing both?