The Confessions Thread

[codetocontra]

Not great.

[$harkToootth]

Not great.

[coupleonapkins]

Not great.

But I gotta say, at least the listing is festive

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[Blackened Soul]

Just make sure you leave a good 10,000 word review on amazon

Also real here..
I am sorry.. but I dislike 92% of shoegazey sounding stuff. I find it mostly uninspired and lazy.

[codetocontra]

Tried a loofah in the shower for the first time this year and loved it.

[$harkToootth]

Tried a loofah in the shower for the first time this year and loved it.

It makes a little go a long way. I tried to resist too buddy but... it's just so economical.

[Achtane]

I had no fucking idea that the loofah you use to clean yourself with is basically the skeleton of a thing related to gourds and cucumbers.

[Blackened Soul]

I had no fucking idea that the loofah you use to clean yourself with is basically the skeleton of a thing related to gourds and cucumbers.

Yeah... when I was a kid I thought they came from the ocean....

[Achtane]

I make tea by microwaving a tea bag in water.
Come at me, bro.

[$harkToootth]

I make tea by microwaving a tea bag in water.
Come at me, bro.

It's fine. I use an electric kettle and it is objectively the easiest thing in the world. I didn't want to get another one and Olin set me straight. He said, "4 fucks sake $hark... they're like $10." He was right.

[qersty]

I make tea by microwaving a tea bag in water.
Come at me, bro.

why when there is hot water in the tap

[01010111]

I’m living in a hotel room right now, and I forgot to tell them to not clean my room. I had the horrifying realization on my way back to my hotel room that I’d also forgotten to put away my sex toys. They had been left to dry in the bathroom sink after I’d cleaned them.

On getting back to my hotel room, I noticed a few things. The floors were cleaner, but in the bathroom it looked like things had been knocked over. I’m guessing they didn’t recognize things right away and tried to tidy up the sink. When they realized what they had handled, they panicked, took a step back and scrambled out of the bathroom. I feel so bad. They’re definitely getting a big tip when I check out.


Description of the toys below:

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one motorized butt plug
one motorized male masturbator (disassembled)

[coldbrightsunlight]

[coupleonapkins]

They’re definitely getting a big tip when I check out.


Description of the toys below:

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one motorized butt plug
one motorized male masturbator (disassembled)

Thought this was the automotive thread for a second

I'm glad you were considerate enough to acknowledge the welfare of the people who cleaned your room, as, in my direct experience, most people do the very opposite.

I make tea by microwaving a tea bag in water.
Come at me, bro.

why when there is hot water in the tap

If your tap water can hit 97 celcius, I'll take you up on that offer

I finally bought a bag of loose leaf tea (Hazo Earl Grey) at the local asian market, and it has been wonderful. I'd been drinking up all the leftover teas in the house, most of which I realized were in weird polyester fiber blended bags (just about every company does this, sadly), so I have a great infuser that I've been using. So no more pulverized dust for awhile! But I do still love snorting Tetley dust on certain occasions, so that is definitely staying inna pantry for thee 4seeable future.

I use an electric kettle and it is objectively the easiest thing in the world. I didn't want to get another one and Olin set me straight. He said, "4 fucks sake $hark... they're like $10." He was right.

They're about $20 now, but I saw a cordless??? bluetooth enabled???? one for $30????? I do miss the kettle whistle, sommethymmes

[coupleonapkins]

Since my only goal for 2021 is to jerk off a lot more... I might invest in one of these https://www.amazon.com/Exceart-Urethral ... B083Z4KWC6

Not great.

But I gotta say, at least the listing is festive

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Historical yupdayte (thank you, yaaalgorithm)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA3Qah6z1gg