The Confessions Thread
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And your toilet is gonna get fun sized devastation..
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Common sense but if anyone was wondering, there is truly no need to have 13 snickers in one day.
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread
Is your shirt "fun size" now?
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No fun was had in this aftermath.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Well this is how I choose to live my media consumption life now. (Not a confession actually. I'm really enjoying her work.) EDIT: She quotes one of my TOP 10 favorite artists DJ SPRINKLES a few times so this video automatically gets an A+ from me (my bias).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD-PbF3ywGo[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD-PbF3ywGo
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD-PbF3ywGo[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD-PbF3ywGo
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Whenever I remember the one-man-one-jar video, the first thing that comes to mind is that horrifying crunch. Then I just worry. Was able to get the healthcare he needed? Did he live in a country where he was able to get good healthcare? Does he practice safer forms of anal play now?
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The most alarming thing is he didnt freak out. He barely even made a noise. Obviously you can hear the glass. So my head canon is that this wasn't the first time a disaster occurred and he is A OK.
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One of the worst things ever captured on film for the sickening realisation. I can only hope it's fake01010111 wrote:Whenever I remember the one-man-one-jar video, the first thing that comes to mind is that horrifying crunch.
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He was probably fine. Although I think we can all unanimously agree. Glass was not meant to break in your rectum.
Spilling the tea on myself... I almost just made a VVITCH HAUS thread The nostalgia is strong with me today!!! Then I remembered... it's actually a lot older than I remember it being. 
For all you nostalgic vvitches... enjoy...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiaz3JUxKsc[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiaz3JUxKsc
Spilling the tea on myself... I almost just made a VVITCH HAUS thread
The nostalgia is strong with me today!!! Then I remembered... it's actually a lot older than I remember it being. For all you nostalgic vvitches... enjoy...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiaz3JUxKsc[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiaz3JUxKsc
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Also, I went on rockabilla without my ad block and now won't stop getting Dani Filth telling me to buy crap I don't need (Please note... I'm not saying it's not cool...). This is what you get when you want a long sleeve graphic TYPE O NEGATIVE shirt.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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I've lost my gosh darn mind... my new things are 1. Meth Recovery Channels and 2. Living with cystic acne as a female videos.
I am/relate to neither of these things...
I am/relate to neither of these things...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I swear this channel is like Harry Potter meets Requiem For A Dream... but with lots of trailers mentioned in the stories (it's a thematic element).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanD2mGyoEE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanD2mGyoEE
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanD2mGyoEE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanD2mGyoEE
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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TFW all the band T-Shirts you want take you to Hot Topic's website... and they're all 30% off cause even Hot Topic doesn't want them anymore...
Hot Topic... why can't you have the SEALAB2021 shirt I wanted in 2003 back in stock... WHY????
Hot Topic... why can't you have the SEALAB2021 shirt I wanted in 2003 back in stock... WHY????
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I listened to multiple Rush songs in a row today.
And I liked it.
And I liked it.
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I just learned bagpipes make my eyes juicy.
At my Grandpa's funeral in 2009, a bagpiper played us out of the church service and down the hall. It was a beautiful enchanting melody, full of rich drones with a somber haunting quality. Never heard one in person before, I believe. I don't know the song, probably something from traditional Scottish culture and nothing I would recognize now if I searched, but it sort of reminded me of something Mogwai would have written.
I haven't heard a bagpipe in a long time, maybe since then. As cheesy as it seems, the relevance of that sound really hit me when watching the 2008 Royal Rumble and Rowdy Roddy Piper made a surprise entrance with his theme being a mix of a rattling marching drums accompanied by a bagpipe, "Scotland the Brave" as it is called.
Coincidentally, my solo music took a turn towards drone a couple years after the funeral. Never consciously looking to recreate that bagpipe cacophony but maybe somewhere deep in my subconscious I have been chasing that soothing emotional response by creating those blankets of sound. I suppose this is why I have felt brave enough to share some of my recordings as albums while knowing most people won't appreciate my work, and I really don't care because those sounds have meant something to me.
At my Grandpa's funeral in 2009, a bagpiper played us out of the church service and down the hall. It was a beautiful enchanting melody, full of rich drones with a somber haunting quality. Never heard one in person before, I believe. I don't know the song, probably something from traditional Scottish culture and nothing I would recognize now if I searched, but it sort of reminded me of something Mogwai would have written.
I haven't heard a bagpipe in a long time, maybe since then. As cheesy as it seems, the relevance of that sound really hit me when watching the 2008 Royal Rumble and Rowdy Roddy Piper made a surprise entrance with his theme being a mix of a rattling marching drums accompanied by a bagpipe, "Scotland the Brave" as it is called.
Coincidentally, my solo music took a turn towards drone a couple years after the funeral. Never consciously looking to recreate that bagpipe cacophony but maybe somewhere deep in my subconscious I have been chasing that soothing emotional response by creating those blankets of sound. I suppose this is why I have felt brave enough to share some of my recordings as albums while knowing most people won't appreciate my work, and I really don't care because those sounds have meant something to me.