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Iommic Pope wrote:

Invisible Man wrote:Nah that's just a photo of my abs.

I do laundry because I am an evolved and considerate dude. The one chore I consciously avoid is folding laundry. Fuck that...Worthless exercise. Do you tie your shoes after you take them off, too? Just sort it in a neat pile, hang up shirts, get on with life.

You could move into our house tomorrow and fit right in.

I believe we have discussed this possibility.

We should all move to straya and form some sort of wasteland gang. Like the War Boys, if they only had beat up Hiluxes.

Invisible Man wrote:The one chore I consciously avoid is folding laundry. Fuck that...Worthless exercise. Do you tie your shoes after you take them off, too? Just sort it in a neat pile, hang up shirts, get on with life.

Hah, that's actually one of my duties at home. I'm pretty good at folding clothes, even tiny baby ones, my wife is usually impressed .
But I guess you people are not that impressed

Invisible Man wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote:

Invisible Man wrote:Nah that's just a photo of my abs.

I do laundry because I am an evolved and considerate dude. The one chore I consciously avoid is folding laundry. Fuck that...Worthless exercise. Do you tie your shoes after you take them off, too? Just sort it in a neat pile, hang up shirts, get on with life.

You could move into our house tomorrow and fit right in.

I believe we have discussed this possibility.

Werd.
Dad billet 2017.

Achtane wrote:We should all move to straya and form some sort of wasteland gang. Like the War Boys, if they only had beat up Hiluxes.

There is no shortage of beat up Hiluxes here.
They've got to be the most common 4wd in the country.

so this is like a relationship, or no relationship...sharing stories thread right? like carnal stuff?
can I say something kinda gross.....its real life shit, and maybe yall married or longterm with children fellas would barf in a good way....hast to do with )))))menstruation(((((
actually this is better.....
one thing I hate/love is like laying on the floor to go sleep, and the led's of my pedals parade the ceiling with light and im thinkin of someone special, so I "get into it" ya know what I mean, ...sploodge, and pass out.....
....then you wake up all hazy eyed, turn on the flipin 8!! led lighted bathroom and get even more blind stumbling over to the toilet/"potty" and drop your trousers, hang on to shower rod, and release... when all of a sudden your streaming in different directions and your like GODDAMNIT! or just like, "im not putting up with this shit" and just finish, then clean up with your viva brand paper towels....sometimes if your awake enough ya check your pee hole like "ya aint gettin me today buster!"

Yes, totally, 100%.

I feel as though Comsect's Comfessional 2.0: Carnal Harder needs to be its own thread.

There's no shame in sitting down to pee sometimes.

Iommic Pope wrote:

Achtane wrote:We should all move to straya and form some sort of wasteland gang. Like the War Boys, if they only had beat up Hiluxes.

There is no shortage of beat up Hiluxes here.
They've got to be the most common 4wd in the country.

Truly it sounds like a holy land.

I'm not standing up to pee in the middle of the night.
But I'm also afraid of wolf spiders roaming in the dark.
The midnight piss is always a disconcerting venture.

Just pee your pants bro. Everyone is doing it!

Achtane wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote:

Achtane wrote:We should all move to straya and form some sort of wasteland gang. Like the War Boys, if they only had beat up Hiluxes.

There is no shortage of beat up Hiluxes here.
They've got to be the most common 4wd in the country.

Truly it sounds like a holy land.

I'm not standing up to pee in the middle of the night.
But I'm also afraid of wolf spiders roaming in the dark.
The midnight piss is always a disconcerting venture.

One time when I woke to pee in the middle of the night, I did my business. Before leaving the bathroom I looked at myself in the mirror and saw a wolf spider the size of a silver dollar on my belly. That's the only time I've ever squished a spide with my bare hands.

Whatever you do, do not shit the bed. I don't care how much Soy milk or Arby's or both you had.

Shit I can deal with.

Piss, sure.

But MAN, when I have to vomit, I go from zero to bitchpudding REALLY fast. Last time I had to vomit was cause of food poisoning at a friends house, ended up gripping the sink crying for help.

At least the friend in question was cool enough to come over right away with a towel and water. Good man.

But yea, vomit makes me into a baby god damn it.

I hate puking too. I once threw up so hard I broke blood vessels in my forehead and had a giant bruise for a week. Luckily it was Winter and I could keep my stocking hat on all the time. And this was definitely alcohol related.

If you master the art of anti-puking you can hold it in for an hour until it wants to come out your asshole.

codetocontra wrote:the art of anti-puking

My favorite Robert Pirsig novel.