The Confessions Thread
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Re: The Confessions Thread
I changed my name, but I haven't made a new user name yet, because it's hard to let go of my 6 years of ILF cred
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I don't think you "have to" make a new one. I know of two users that got their name changed by an admin. I think Ghost Hip (oh wait, that's 3... he got his name changed) can help you out.Corey Y wrote:I changed my name, but I haven't made a new user name yet, because it's hard to let go of my 6 years of ILF cred
Welcome back!
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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TFW you want to quit watching youtube but fall down the 'literature review' vlogers.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. RIP hours of my life.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. RIP hours of my life.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Kacey Y
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Re: The Confessions Thread
$harkToootth wrote:I don't think you "have to" make a new one. I know of two users that got their name changed by an admin. I think Ghost Hip (oh wait, that's 3... he got his name changed) can help you out.
Welcome back!
Thanks, I will have to hit up a mod about that. I will probably be on here more in the near future again. I'm getting a more free time lately and pretty soon I will have a lot more. Also just got a new laptop that's not a broken pos.
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coldbrightsunlight
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Re: The Confessions Thread
It's very easy you just need to email or pm Tom (or maybe other mods also). I did it when I changed my name, even though my old user wasn't my real name that probably doesn't make sense
that probably doesn't make sensefüzz lover. Friend. Quilter evangelist.
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
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I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
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Clogged the toilet today cause I've been eating a ton of bread and candy. It was like a lost anaconda in the Florida Everglades. Didn't have a plunger so I thought with my head and used my hands to wrangle that turd.
If anyone here says, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty... please reference this post. That's right. You read it here.
It was a bit like this...
If anyone here says, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty... please reference this post. That's right. You read it here.
It was a bit like this...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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coldbrightsunlight
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Sounds like you need some spice in your life. 
füzz lover. Friend. Quilter evangelist.
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:Sounds like you need some spice in your life.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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$harkToootth
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Okay... this is actually FUCKED UP! This is the shit I find myself watching in my spare time (I'm not making fun of the girl in the video or her content... I'm making fun of my life choices as a 29 year old man watching this in his spare time). I am honestly more embarrassed/ashamed of watching her videos (plural) than I am of fishing my own shit out of the toilet earlier today. This is fucked up... but they're so... endearing... 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CULxo6rbpUs[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CULxo6rbpUs
I think I've hit an all time low (AGAIN, not indicative of her. This is an abstract/refraction kind of feeling... not literal).
EDIT/ADDED: It's fucked up how much I enjoy these...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VC3bIFFPU[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VC3bIFFPU
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CULxo6rbpUs[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CULxo6rbpUs
I think I've hit an all time low (AGAIN, not indicative of her. This is an abstract/refraction kind of feeling... not literal).
EDIT/ADDED: It's fucked up how much I enjoy these...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VC3bIFFPU[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VC3bIFFPU
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Cred intact.Kacey Y wrote:Mission Accomplished
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one of the things i learned back when i was washing dishes for minimum wage is that no matter how horrid it, it'll wash off.$harkToootth wrote:Clogged the toilet today cause I've been eating a ton of bread and candy. It was like a lost anaconda in the Florida Everglades. Didn't have a plunger so I thought with my head and used my hands to wrangle that turd.
If anyone here says, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty... please reference this post. That's right. You read it here.
It was a bit like this...
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
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It's ok $harky, as far as video guilty pleasures go, I used to spend hours watching a live stream of a train station. Just to people watch and stuff.
One of my favorite Youtube videos was on the Japanese section, and it was just a home movie-style thing of a guy showing his girlfriend how to get a car tire off of a wheel. It was shot in their back yard. I have no idea what they were saying, but it was such a quaint slice of some total stranger's life. I dunno.
My favorite videos are from the 00s or early 2010s, shot from cheap digital recorders. A e s t h e t i c
One of my favorite Youtube videos was on the Japanese section, and it was just a home movie-style thing of a guy showing his girlfriend how to get a car tire off of a wheel. It was shot in their back yard. I have no idea what they were saying, but it was such a quaint slice of some total stranger's life. I dunno.
My favorite videos are from the 00s or early 2010s, shot from cheap digital recorders. A e s t h e t i c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Same. My friend and I want to make a show shot on this format that never really took off... Digital8 (Not DV, Not Hi-8... Digital8).Achtane wrote:My favorite videos are from the 00s or early 2010s, shot from cheap digital recorders. A e s t h e t i c
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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I ate 13 snickers today. There were 'fun sized' so does that mean I'm only going to get a 'fun sized' diabetic shock?
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please