The Confessions Thread
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Glad I'm not alone.
We only get this one life as far as I know... and I have spent hundred of hours of mine watching Shane Dawson videos...
Also @jrfox - I've never been so surprised... and not surprised to find that out about you.
Can we talk about EVERY documentary he's done now?
We're going to talk about this one when it drops. You don't have a choice.
We only get this one life as far as I know... and I have spent hundred of hours of mine watching Shane Dawson videos...
Also @jrfox - I've never been so surprised... and not surprised to find that out about you.
Can we talk about EVERY documentary he's done now?
We're going to talk about this one when it drops. You don't have a choice.
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Since I always forget:
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It's out dawg... get ready for the tea...jrfox92 wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWukx3HGBKI[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWukx3HGBKI
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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At work, in my head, I've been working on a high-energy dance mashup of M83's "Midnight City" and that "I'M THE SCATMAN" song.
Gonna make it happen one day.
Gonna make it happen one day.
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Second part up Fox. Who goes out on Saturday any way?
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR5r_Bna1eI[/youtube]
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Achtane wrote:At work, in my head, I've been working on a high-energy dance mashup of M83's "Midnight City" and that "I'M THE SCATMAN" song.
Gonna make it happen one day.

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Be carefulAchtane wrote:Gonna make it happen one day.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoGq5FTgYc[/youtube]
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Oh fuck right off, Reverb.coupleonapkins wrote:Be carefulAchtane wrote:Gonna make it happen one day.![]()
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoGq5FTgYc[/youtube]
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I sometimes get a little concerned for the synths when I see a Bo Beats thumbnail. I'm a fan of his work. The thumbnails just concern me.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Tfw want my Roland GAIA back...
Saw promo vid for the Behringer UB-Xa... made me want my GAIA back
For those who are curious about the GAIA... here is typically what you will read on the web (we're all entitled to our opinions but the thing about the arpegiator is straight up not true whatsoever. NOT ONLY does it have a tap tempo button but a midi clock.)

Saw promo vid for the Behringer UB-Xa... made me want my GAIA back

For those who are curious about the GAIA... here is typically what you will read on the web (we're all entitled to our opinions but the thing about the arpegiator is straight up not true whatsoever. NOT ONLY does it have a tap tempo button but a midi clock.)

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Oh man, my buddy had a Gaia back when we moved to Oslo to attend uni, and we had so much fun with that thing.
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See this is what your 'enthusiast' would say vs your 'expert'. The reason I gave mine away (I've posted about this ad-nauseum) was my best friend enjoyed it so much when he visited, and he would use it in his studio.Eivind August wrote:Oh man, my buddy had a Gaia back when we moved to Oslo to attend uni, and we had so much fun with that thing.
But it's all okay. I took a page out of the Eivind book and with on synth gone, started using another I had (trying to use the Volca FM more). Jexus upped his DX7 patches so 'in theory' they should work on the FM. Will report back. If they do... total #badvibecity.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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HOLY FUQ I AM STUPID! I thought 'Static Age' came out in 1978. N O P E. Not released until much later... nearly 20 years. This is truly a confession as I thought I was a huge MISFITS fan. W E L P.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I kinda thought this too and went on a wikipedia binge, and well$harkToootth wrote:HOLY FUQ I AM STUPID! I thought 'Static Age' came out in 1978. N O P E. Not released until much later... nearly 20 years. This is truly a confession as I thought I was a huge MISFITS fan. W E L P.
fuckin nobody knows when this shit came out lol
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@Mr. Fox - The latest Shawn Dawson could not sustain my interest as of now... I dropped off. Sorry I failed you. It's just... super not engaging. Seems drawn out. In the cycles of media we're doomed to repeat ourselves and this feels like the Gen Z equivalent to a later day Rat Pack film.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please