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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:29 pm
by codetocontra
Just making my own confession.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:40 pm
by comesect2.0
LolSo boredd

.. I'm trying on old cloths, damn the heat! and antibiotics that warns to stay out of sun light!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:46 pm
by Chankgeez
comesect2.0 wrote: .. I'm trying on old cloths, damn the heat!
Are we gonna get some photos of you in a loincloth?

:surprise:
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:04 pm
by comesect2.0
pumpitup.png
destroyer of worlds.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:33 pm
by comesect2.0
I couldn't sleep last night, had too many crazed expresso driven thoughts...mainly...(how do you say? Ah "perrAnoid") but since the secret police haven't been knocking I guess I'll spill the beans....these cocks blocked my exit I usually take after getting coffee...they put up divider plastic no zone things to block cars from going a way that made no sense to block....so I plowd right threw them and two Hispanic dudes who put them up came running trying to take a pic of my plates.......idk if they did but I zoomed out pretty quick so...lol
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:52 pm
by BetterOffShred
Muahaha! That's hilarious man
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:10 am
by Achtane
There's a very good chance that half of the components that make up your super-manly, AMURRCA STRONG ultra TOUGH Stihl chainsaw were made by tiny, middle-aged Filipina women who are all too happy to share their awesome lunches with you.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:34 am
by BetterOffShred
Stihl is German

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:17 pm
by Achtane
True, but there's a factory here. They send the materials and assemble em here.
So there are AMERICAN BUILT, RAHHH posters everywhere inside.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:24 pm
by Lurker13
comesect2.0 wrote:I couldn't sleep last night, had too many crazed expresso driven thoughts...mainly...(how do you say? Ah "perrAnoid") but since the secret police haven't been knocking I guess I'll spill the beans....these cocks blocked my exit I usually take after getting coffee...they put up divider plastic no zone things to block cars from going a way that made no sense to block....so I plowd right threw them and two Hispanic dudes who put them up came running trying to take a pic of my plates.......idk if they did but I zoomed out pretty quick so...lol
Bad decisions sure make for great stories.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:16 pm
by BetterOffShred
Achtane wrote:True, but there's a factory here. They send the materials and assemble em here.
So there are AMERICAN BUILT, RAHHH posters everywhere inside.
Sounds more like the white Arnette sunglasses factory..
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:28 pm
by Achtane
I just listened to Holy Diver on repeat like eight times while doing my best "80s metal guy" gesturing.
Now I'm kind of ready for work.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:14 pm
by BetterOffShred
Is that like one beat early fist pumping, and close but no cigar hair flipping to chorus breaks etc?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:02 pm
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
BetterOffShred wrote:Is that like one beat early fist pumping, and close but no cigar hair flipping to chorus breaks etc?

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:30 pm
by Achtane
Don't forget the classic aggro caveman pacing.