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Achtane wrote:

shit on a shingle...what the fuck is that gentleman there trying to accomplish?

Oh my gawd you guys. Yeah, whisky on the rocks. Who else is on with me tonight?

Achtane wrote:

I almost spit out my chesseburger.

kbithecrowing wrote:

Achtane wrote:

I almost spit out my chesseburger.

Thank god I'm not alone here.

But really, seeing someone using a gas mask to get fucked up not on weed is strange.

Took two mellow hits earlier today and it's been a fantastic decision. Disc golf, corn muffin, gazey bass riff, listening to Burial. So good.

kbithecrowing wrote:Took two mellow hits earlier today and it's been a fantastic decision. Disc golf, corn muffin, gazey bass riff, listening to Burial. So good.

Yessss.
Too bad my best friend's a super teetotaler, but that's what I like about him too. Still, I pine for days of joints, creative ventures and bike rides.
For now, vodka time, yo.

Super high with some friends watching Anaconda. Still loving this new vape

I'm really, REALLY good at Streets of Rage 2 while p. drunk. Timing is awesome and everything. I even took out that one Donovan jumping out of the manhole in stage 1, the one wielding the pipe, in a perfect jab. So good. I lol'd so hard. Blaze really is the way to go, even though Axel has the most OP move, that one ->->B thing, the RISING UPPER although it sounds like "GRASSHOPPAH".
I'm kinda bummed that it takes like 70% of a bottle of 80-proof vodka to really take effect but maybe that's because I'm so tall or something.
Also, I laughed so much at "Donovan" because of the ILF connection yeah. The Donovan in this is a black guy with super 90's shades. Jumping out of manholes.
I'm dumb. Sorry.

Also, I really exaggerate my "S"s while drunk. Like, "that's ssssssstupid". Or "How many minutesssssssssssssssssss has it been". But I don't convert "S" into "SH" like you see the stereotypical drunk using in movies and TV shows.
Also, my ears are ringing and I'll probably look like an e-dumbass tomorrow but yeah.
Sorry, ILF. I'm not a bad person at heart. It's just that I may be emotionally dead. Also my face feels like it fell asleep. I read stories from a person who helped clean up the Chernobyl disaster that he felt the "pins and needles" effect on his face and a metal taste after clearing a roof of radioactive debris. Those people were called "biorobots". They were only allowed one-minute shifts in cleaning up the scattered graphite and other radioactive materials, lest they be exposed to the life-threatening levels of radiation. Many of them died within months or years anyway.
\I guess it's obvious that I don't drink heavily very often/

Achtane wrote:\I guess it's obvious that I don't drink heavily very often/

Meh, I make plenty of ridiculous rambly posts (maybe not lately), but it's obvious that I do drink heavily very often.

But I've gotten all my rambling out of my system tonight elsewhere.

Basically, I'm drinking straight whiskey on the rocks, and thinking about a girl I've only had brief conversations with once.

Next time I see her (if at all she's) getting a coffee-date invite.

After drinking 70% of the 1L bottle in one go because "it isn't doing anything", I threw up like four times and passed out for three hours using a dumbbell as a pillow.
And thus ended my vodka adventure.

Achtane wrote:After drinking 70% of the 1L bottle in one go because "it isn't doing anything", I threw up like four times and passed out for three hours using a dumbbell as a pillow.
And thus ended my vodka adventure.

That sounds awful haha. Still wobbly?

kbithecrowing wrote:

Achtane wrote:After drinking 70% of the 1L bottle in one go because "it isn't doing anything", I threw up like four times and passed out for three hours using a dumbbell as a pillow.
And thus ended my vodka adventure.

That sounds awful haha. Still wobbly?

A little. I had to shut my eyes and angle my head toward the floor for a long while until I could stand again 'cause I really had to pee. I appreciated how it felt like I was watching myself move in third-person-view down the hallway.
I specifically remember rolling to one side before passing out so I wouldn't die like Jimi Hendrix. That was my exact thought.
Uhh, #yolo s-swag...

Man, that was the dumbest shit ever. I was still drunk this morning, and currently can only hold down water.
TIME TO GO MOVE SOME FURNITURE

Achtane wrote:Man, that was the dumbest shit ever. I was still drunk this morning, and currently can only hold down water.
TIME TO GO MOVE SOME FURNITURE

Been there, except I don't do physical labor anymore.

Now, I don't have too much to drink. I could dip into a couple things but I already got a small buzz off the bit of whiskey I had left. Will probably just enjoy my last Lenie's original and stuff my face with pretzels.

lulz, the Manbearpig episode of South Park is on.