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Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:28 pm
by Grrface
MSUsousaphone wrote:Beignets, man. It's all about those French Market Donuts.
Ughhhh yes. Some Cafe du Monde beignets and some coffee. I miss New Orleans.
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:31 pm
by Haki
behndy wrote:pancakes are fucking BULLSHIT. complete and utter weak sauce.
crepes take them only thing good about them and pimp 'em out by a power of 256.
how awesome was this? driving the singer and drummer home, we go to the singer's first, she's in Oakland. not THE HOOD, but near enough. driving down Broadway and at a corner waiting for the light to change. there's a big sloppy black dude in a pink suit, Pure Pimp, and a tranny hooker with some AMAZING abs. her face was close, needed some more work, but the rest of her was a'ight.
she was chilling and they usually ignore people in cars unless you holla first, but she started to saunter over and was like "HEYYYYYYYYYyyyyy!", unfortunately the light changed and we had to be ghost.
my singer - "damn. she could SMELL that there was somebody into trannies in here."
my drummer - "shit. i might have to stay at yours tonight. i KNOW Ben's going back."
me - "get. OUT. i'm'a gonna need those seats for a bit."
d'awwwww!!! they KNOW me!
Why does this story not end with your sexy tranny time?!
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:31 pm
by devnulljp
Haki wrote:Why does this story not end with your sexy tranny time?!
It's too busy rubbing the lotion on its skin...
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:19 pm
by behndy
Haki wrote:Why does this story not end with your sexy tranny time?!
sigh. because i'm STOOPID. if i was single and i could avoid the pimp there'd be a much better ending to that story. but i don't cheat. and while my grrL's given me perfmission for a few instances (Bjork, Regina Spektor, PJ Harvey, Mila Jovinich, thie ex wife and ex-grrLfriend of a guy her and i both DETEST.... because it would absolutely WRECK him. i..... i love my grrL.), hookers, even Interesting Variations Of, don't fall under that purview.
DAMN IT.
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:22 pm
by MSUsousaphone
It's not cheating if it's with a dude, babay.
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:24 pm
by futuresailors
How does yr waifu feel about tranny hookers? Maybe you could work one into a Beelzebub's 3 way...
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:27 pm
by behndy
she's not into watching me fuck people or into (attainable) grrLs, i'm too jealous to watch anybody but me or a layday put stuff inside or on her, so threeways are kinda out.
never really bro ught up trans-trans but she's not as..... esoteric in her attractions as i am.
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:34 pm
by behndy
Sousie. Sousie. SOUSIE.
try this line on your grrL tonight.
make sure to get JUST the right level of nerdy awe in your voice though.
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:41 pm
by behndy
still archive bingeing over at XKCD. gonna share some favorites here. DEAL WITH IT.
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:55 pm
by behndy
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:42 pm
by MSUsousaphone
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:02 pm
by Waterpilot
behndy wrote:pancakes are fucking BULLSHIT. complete and utter weak sauce.
excane wrote:I for one, am a big fan of THEE griddle cakes.
Of course, they have to be made right and sometimes they just BLOW but.... fuck me.... good pancakes are hella tasty.
DON'T TALK SMACK 'BOUT MY CAKES.
I'd say pancakes are my least favorite in a waffle, crepe, french toast scenario but do like them. Besides... It's as much about what's on it as much as the others. I might have pancakes tonigt just to prove my independence from you fools. That's how I do.
behndy wrote:gotta dick around until 11'ish so i can go to GC and get a bass box to ship out Water's 5-banger...
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:12 pm
by MSUsousaphone
....and buy his new EHX pedal......
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:14 pm
by Jwar
Quick! Should I get Maschine Mickro or the big un????????
Re: Penguins and Big Round Asses at pg 625 (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:18 pm
by excane
Waterpilot wrote: I might have pancakes tonigt just to prove my independence from you fools. That's how I do.
I'll join you tonight with some tasty choc chip pancakes.....I've had the urge since this morning from these goddamn breakfast posts....
Batter UP!!!
See.....see WUT I DID THARR
