It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[excane]

I'm not a big fan of waffles. But french toast is fucking delicious. Yeah, that's right.

Abso-fucking-lutely. SO good.

[MSUsousaphone]

Fuck. There's a massive wildfire here in Spain too, it's burnt down about 122850 acres of forest, countryside and villages.
...and they've found out who started it.

Already?

I mean.....it's only been a day since you guys won.....?

[Pollinator95]

I think it's been burning since thursday or thereabouts. Apparently it's not a good idea to take a truckload of farm waste into a wood in the middle of a drought and burn it.

[spacelordmother]

pancakes are fucking BULLSHIT. complete and utter weak sauce.

Doooooods. Buckwheat pancakes rule so hard!

[futuresailors]

Buckweat pancakes can suck a dick.

Buttermilk with some shit in it is aight though.

Still not as good as crepes.

Which still aren't as good as waffles.

Which still aren't as good as french toest.

[dubkitty]

if somebody's bringing me hot breakfast food, i really don't care that much if it's pancakes or waffles or French toast, though i prefer French toast. i'm just grateful that somebody's bringing me food at that hour of the day.

[futuresailors]

This is amazing.

NSFW: show

The Casual Rape Story
I took a friend of mine to a party at another friend's apartment last year. It was a small party in a small apartment, but it was still a blast, because everyone knew everyone. Into the party, I notice two girls that seem out of place. We try to make everyone feel included when it comes to drunken fun, so I walked over, and introduced myself. I gathered that one was a sophomore in high school, and the other was a junior. I was nice none the less, and told them about the school, and everything.

Things went foggy, and when I came to, I was on the dance floor grinding with a girl friend of mine. Everyone was completely drunk and grinding on the dance floor. It was a blast! The only people that weren't dancing were my virgin friend, and the two high school girls.

I think you can see where this is going. I keep dancing, and drinking, and the time between then, and a few hours later was foggy. We started with a whole trash can of jungle juice for about 30 people. All of it was gone, so needless to say people were outside throwing up, and those that were still partying were blackout drunk. I see my Virgin friend making out with Junior. I go over to him, and very discretely shout "SHES A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL MAN!" right in front of them. He slowly turns his head around, and then adjusts his pupils, so they are pointed in my general direction. "IM GONNA PLOW HER!" he yells, as she giggels. "I know you are, and I'm here to save you from RAPE!" Right as rape came out of my mouth, the sophomore yells "DRINK!" and shoves a water bottle of vodka in my face. Seeing as how we were out of liquor, and it was probably the only booze at the party, I accepted.

I go back to my friend, and we start dancing again. I share the liquor with her.

Next thing I know, I wake up on my friend's bed, and the sophomore is sucking my limp cock, completely naked, and covered in vomit. I've never felt so fucked up in my entire life. Everything was spinning, and foggy. My head was throbbing, and I could hardly even consider moving my pinky. I let my head flop down, so I was staring at the girl. I knew I needed to do everything within my power to remember this turn of events, because this shit was so fucked up, and I knew that whatever did happen, and would happen, will make a great story...

Me: *mumbled* "You raping me?"
Her: "Do you like it?"
Me: "No thank."

I tried to get up. I was so fucked up, I had to do everything within my power to keep my mind responsive to the rest of my body. I kept on telling myself "Its like a video game!" or "You can handle this! You've been worse, just get up, and if you fall over, so be it. At least I don't have to puke."

I get up, and stumble head first into the door, smashing a head hole in the wood. I get back up, grab my forehead, and of course its bleeding. I stagger outside, to see people passed out, outside. I made it about five more feet, and fell over, then started crawling back to my dorm. On the way, I found my friend passed out near some trees. I crawl over to her, flop down beside her, and yell her name as loud as I can. Her reply was a drawn out grunt/groan.

I layed around for a solid two hours trying either waiting untill I sobered up a little, or untill I figured out what the hell to do. Sobering up wasen't happening, so I crawled under my friend. As I was crawling under her, she grunts "Whaaa?" and I grunt back. While I was underneath her, I sort of got to my knees with her sprawled across my back. As I did this, and started to crawl, I hear her moan "Ahhhhhh" as if to say "Great idea Zander! Thanks for saving my ass from public safty!"

As I would crawl, she would fall off every now and then. When she would fall off, I would have to crawl back under her, and get to my knees once supporting her. She knew what was going on, so when I would start to crawl, she would arch her back up, so it was easier to get under her.

I have no idea how, or when I made it back to my dorm with her. I have no idea how we didn't get arrested, but by god we made it! What I do remember is waking up on the floor to a punch in the face. My friend was in tears, freaking out.

Her: "You sick fuck! I can't believe you roofied me! How dare you, you were my best friend, what the fuck!"
Me: "What the fuck are you talking about? Holey shit what a night, what the fuck?"
Her: "That fucking drink you gave me. It was lights out. It definately had a roofie in it! I'm calling the police!"
Me: "What the fuck, I drank it too! I got it from some high school----....."
Her: "Oh yea you were drinking it. Wait, what? What girl?"
Me: "Holey shit. Some girl was sucking my dick in ____'s bed last night while I was passed out."
Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE ROOFIED YOU!"
Me: "She fuckin roofied you too, shut the fuck up."
Her: "This is true, but you got raped!"
Me: "You passed out in the woods!"
Her: "What? Wait, then how did I get back?"

I started crawling underneath her like last night as she laughed, and asked me what the fuck I was doing. I told her that was how I had to carry her back. By crawling under her, getting to my knees, and crawling with her on my back.

She lifted up her shirt, and there were bruises all over her side. My forehead had dry blood on it, and I had bruises all over my back, and knees. The window was open, and there was a big mark of dirt on the wall leading from the window, to the floor. My room was on the basement floor, and the window was at ground level, however its about a 5 foot drop from the window, to the ground. I'm pretty sure that's how we got inside.

[behndy]

French Toast is hella good when done right. i've had pancaked that i iikededed them because they were good and not because it was 3 am and i was at Denny's and burnt out as fuck and you could sell me squeezings from the Hardest Working And Most Efficient Hooker's dreadlocks turned into soup and i would have said, "hurm. it's got a woodsy flavor about it. EARTHY." and been ok with it.

pancakes suck midget dick.

[MSUsousaphone]

Beignets, man. It's all about those French Market Donuts.

[excane]

I for one, am a big fan of THEE griddle cakes.

Of course, they have to be made right and sometimes they just BLOW but.... fuck me.... good pancakes are hella tasty.

DON'T TALK SMACK 'BOUT MY CAKES.

[Schlatte]

I for one, am a big fan of THEE

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[excane]

[behndy]

fuck me i'm about to go MURDER some breakfast sweets.

gotta dick around until 11'ish so i can go to GC and get a bass box to ship out Water's 5-banger, Spunkley's Exar Super Fuzz, Sousie's looper and Organize to check out and send my busted NI Komplete 6 to Sweetwater for a swap out. then home to track bass on two songs (we got the five we're gonna record at a bud's studio recorded scratch tracked well enough to send to him as a This Is What You're Gonna Be Working With set of wooblers) tht we're going to try to get decent enough on your own to ut on the BookingFaces. then practice at 4 to get some of the singy/keys done by itself before my drummer gets off work and we do him out.

busy busy bee. needs sweet brekky deliciousness.

THEE. BREAKFAST. FOODS.

[TroySanders]

Behndy, you are like snow on a christmas morning

[behndy]

Behnz© - you thought you wanted it until you got it and it fucked your presents ALL kinds of up.

RARRRRRRRRRR©.