Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[actual]

It's all in the act of wearing the skirt.

[Iommic Pope]

Right, meaning the allure of the skirt is gone.

And I think the waistbands are often elastic, iPope.

Depends on the skirt.
Some of those are fitted sizes.

[Invisible Man]

Right, meaning the allure of the skirt is gone.

And I think the waistbands are often elastic, iPope.

Depends on the skirt.
Some of those are fitted sizes.

Ok now I'm not sure who has more completely outed themselves as someone who wears skirts.

Rock, paper, scissors?

[Achtane]

Yeah, it's elastic. And not uncomfortable. I could be okay with, like, a kilt.

[ritz]

Fucking in skirts is where it's at. You haven't lived till you've gotten a blow job under your skirt. Skirt + commando = all access VIP backstage pass.

[Invisible Man]

And by backstage you mean butt stuff, right?

[ritz]

A wise man once said that all roads lead to butt stuff, so idk probably

[Invisible Man]

Very Important Penetration.

[ritz]

I have no clever comeback. But I just said the words come and back, so take it away

[Invisible Man]

That's OK. The War of Euphemisms is usually won by he who comes from behind.

[$harkToootth]

There is a great line from this Lee Van Cleef Spaghetti Western, DEATH RIDES A HORSE. He sneaks into the antagonist's office and says, "I knew you wouldn't receive me in the front so I came in through the rear!"

My friend and I were obnoxiously laughing in the cinema after that line.

Pretty sure Mel Gibson's character threatens a henchman in LETHAL WEAPON II by saying"...I'm going to fuck you in the ass!"

[$harkToootth]

Or maybe it was "up". Is it "in" or "up" the butt? I'll never know...

[D.o.S.]

[Invisible Man]

That's right. He says 'I'll fuck you up in the butt ass.' Classic Mel.

[$harkToootth]