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Officer Bukowski wrote:I have reccurring nightmares that my penis has holes all over it and the inside is filled with dirty yellow upholstery foam and it hurts. And I'm just like WTF is this?

Maybe I got it from that couch..



Seriously though for the record I've never fucked a couch.

Fuck that

Not the couch, I mean.

foomanfat wrote:

Achtane wrote:I like the store-brand Dr. Thunder around here because the name is fucking badass.

Bi-Lo has Dr. Bob and it's the greatest soda I have ever tasted. It's like candy.

FUCK YES DR. BOB!

snipelfritz wrote:

theavondon wrote:I'm pretty meh about dr. pepper.

Well I'm pretty meh about you!!!

I just kidding

Sprechers is awesome, but I'm pretty sure that's only around Milwaukee.

Nah, we got in Chicago (duh) it is amazing, but expensive, although it is worth it a thousand fold. One year for teh holidays my dad ordered all these diferent rootbeers and cream sodas from around the country to see which one we liked the best, my parents rule. It was a littel dissapointign because the colest looking one (from New York) was the worst, it is (unfortunatley) to expensive to do that to keep a stocked fridge because of shipping.

I believe there is, has been or will be life somewhere other than Earth. And not just because we eventually colonize somewhere else. I can't imagine we're it when so much is out there.

I don't believe in any of that "DEM ALYUNS BEEN OBSERVIN US FER YEARS" paranormal stuff.

I watched Scott Pilgim v. The World last night, in hopes that it would convince me to either keep/sell my Rickenbacker, depending on how awesome/stupid it made him look and me feel.

It did neither, but I was rather entertained nonetheless. Partial success?

i avoided that movie on principle for a while. about a week ago i was forced to watch it and it was much better than i expected

but honestly, i came into this thread just to post this

beautiful

nad wrote:I watched Scott Pilgim v. The World last night...

Confession: I can't watch that movie anymore (and I love it) because it reminds me of my ex and makes me all depressed.

nad wrote:I watched Scott Pilgim v. The World last night, in hopes that it would convince me to either keep/sell my Rickenbacker, depending on how awesome/stupid it made him look and me feel.

It did neither, but I was rather entertained nonetheless. Partial success?

I saw that recently too I thought it was pretty awesome. However, I already was under the impression that a Rickenbacker 4003 is the coolest thing ever. And I still think that. I almost cried when...

this reminds me of the episode of South Park where Mr. Slave shoves Paris Hilton up his ass. Now every time I look at it I think the rainbow is going in, not coming out.

i kinda agree.

her jaw scares me a bit. but she does have dat ass and she can swallow cocks in a way that is borderline scary. so i think her following is more based on skills than looks.

I was a little weirded out to find that there are articles on Sasha Grey movies (Babysitters to be exact) on the german wikipedia. Complete with synopsis and shit. For comparison: German Wikipedia has no specific article on any Minutemen album. Just as an example I have really looked up.

maz91379 wrote:I don't get the sasha grey thing... she's not that hot especially when not naked.

Also looking at pictures of naked females on stumble has convinced me that i can totally do better than my ex.

unownunown wrote:i kinda agree.

her jaw scares me a bit. but she does have dat ass and she can swallow cocks in a way that is borderline scary. so i think her following is more based on skills than looks.

WHAT ARE YOU? FAGS?

Who else thinks it's crazy that SG's first scene was in Fashionistas.

I hate skinny jeans and Bieber cuts.

I was freakin' losing it during the downtime and I had no idea about ILF facebook shenanigans.

I think I may have wet myself a little, but I'm not sure

I'm blasting some leslie hall right now