Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:01 pm
Can we share our experiences with fecal matter on dicks now? ie. how to prevent it, what to do in the situation, how to mentally prepare yourself emotionally, etc.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:09 pm
Nah, fuck that shit.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:10 pm
I'm trying not to 
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:16 pm
Denmark: not known for cleanliness.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:24 pm
Just don't look down.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:32 pm
#roastbaeliferesincum wrote:lol I thought this was a bad joke about your wifes vagina but dang you were eating during the delivery? that's the baylife right there
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:44 pm
D.o.S. wrote:Assholes: not known for cleanliness.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:05 pm
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:07 pm
Invisible Man wrote:
#roastbaelife
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:11 pm
ILf is my new google.D.o.S. wrote:http://bfy.tw/Ax1M
Don't say I never did anything for you.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:13 pm
So glad I clicked the link on my work computer.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:19 pm
Taking that to mean I should be so glad I didn't click the link on my work computer 
Because I was tempted.
This thread is the epitome of something... I'm just not sure what
Because I was tempted. This thread is the epitome of something... I'm just not sure what
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:26 pm
One time I blacked out and woke up in the middle of doing butt stuff. Apparently I had also taken a bath and had a conversation that I don't remember.
Drugs are bad.
Drugs are bad.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:30 pm
Good times.Achtane wrote:One time I blacked out and woke up in the middle of doing butt stuff. Apparently I had also taken a bath and had a conversation that I don't remember.
Drugs are bad.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:29 pm
The pussy was separate from the sandwich and it's various specifications.Invisible Man wrote:Also: very confused about this phrasing. Is the Italian beef dipped in pussy? Or you do want both pussy and a sandwich? Or are there other options I'm unaware of (I've been married for almost nine years; 'kids these days')?snipelfritz wrote:God damn, now I want roast beef (specifically an Italian beef, dipped with hot peppers) and pussy.
Not sure what it says when I'm more particular/descriptive with the food I'm craving.