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lordgalvar wrote: Fun side note: Wesley Willis headbutted my friend. Rock on Chicago.

Wesley Willis was a headbutt slut. Who's head hadn't he headbutted?

sonidero wrote:

The_Active_Conundrum wrote:organs and filler and junk.

What's wrong with yall, organ meats are the best...

Also Sonoran Dawgs Rulezzz...

Hell yeah. I know hot dogs are made from lips and arseholes but I still love them. Same with dim sims. I love them too even though they are probably made out of some Chinese dude who wouldn't pay his gambling debts.

Chankgeez wrote:

lordgalvar wrote: Fun side note: Wesley Willis headbutted my friend. Rock on Chicago.

Wesley Willis was a headbutt slut. Who's head hadn't he headbutted?

On, I know. How else do you get a callous on your forehead? It's still fun that he got one at the merch table. And it is a badge of honor.

edit: dumb autocorrect

Chankgeez wrote:

lordgalvar wrote: Fun side note: Wesley Willis headbutted my friend. Rock on Chicago.

Wesley Willis was a headbutt slut. Who's head hadn't he headbutted?

Yeah he headbutted me at the TLA in Philly in 96 when he opened for Sublime. Fucking weirdo.

Fun fact, we saw Sublime just a month and a half
before Brad died. Ok, maybe that's not fun, but I felt lucky to have had a chance to see him play.

Has any of you ever been headbutted by a donkey? Simultaneously one of the most painful/most hilarious experiences I ever

Chankgeez wrote:

lordgalvar wrote: Fun side note: Wesley Willis headbutted my friend. Rock on Chicago.

Wesley Willis was a headbutt slut. Who's head hadn't he headbutted?

Good thing for him he never headbutted Yank Rachell.

Dandolin wrote:

Chankgeez wrote:

lordgalvar wrote: Fun side note: Wesley Willis headbutted my friend. Rock on Chicago.

Wesley Willis was a headbutt slut. Who's head hadn't he headbutted?

Good thing for him he never headbutted Yank Rachell.

Tell the story!

Shit--I over-teased that story--Yank isn't actually in the story, just some dudes who name-dropped him. Still, that's something, right? How many times in anyone's life do they experience a multi-party Yank Rachell name-drop just for them? Dandolin: die-happy-ready since '96....

I knocked down Owen Wilson on a Valentines Day. He was short and stoned kickin' in front of a car with two dudes smokin' doobies or something on Aboot Kinney in Venice Beach. I didn't see him and he ran into me and fell into a window. My wife was like "hey, that's owen wilson". There! Now tell the story! haha, or the Donkey one.

OK--I'll tell the Yank Rachell one later. Donkey ain't no story, he's real and his name is Woodrow Wilson, and tonight when I feed him he'll probably bite me in the ass or filch my keys from my belt loop or upend the water bin while I'm fillin' it b/c he wants to be fed naow dammit. But none of those hurt as bad or crack me up as bad as the time he headbutted me because I was fixin' the fence wire instead of spreadin' the hay bale I left in his sight.

And I gotta go so I can do that. And look for a git box in the Springhouse attic for yer gitaar.

Dandolin wrote:OK--I'll tell the Yank Rachell one later. Donkey ain't no story, he's real and his name is Woodrow Wilson, and tonight when I feed him he'll probably bite me in the ass or filch my keys from my belt loop or upend the water bin while I'm fillin' it b/c he wants to be fed naow dammit. But none of those hurt as bad or crack me up as bad as the time he headbutted me because I was fixin' the fence wire instead of spreadin' the hay bale I left in his sight.

And I gotta go so I can do that. And look for a git box in the Springhouse attic for yer gitaar.

Oh that farm life

Woodrow Wilson. I don't know whether he's more pissed that the big guy pushed him off his feed, or that they're blasting Livin' On a Prayer @ the local ballfield again....



The Big Guy aka Gaston:

Dandolin, that seems like an awesome place man. Wouldn't mind trading in my LA life for all that good farm life. Pretty awesome. Woodow Wilson is such an awesome name too. Those pictures remind me how not-green southern California is year round.

My dog gets all nutty when my wife blasts "Tainted Love".

GAS for farm life in this thread.