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That is most surely the ultimate ILF pedal.

Kaaos, I thought your goop was locally produced?
Why the fuck do you need to import it? Did you have some kind of horrible accident?

Oh wait....you're talking about actual goop, not just "personalising the circuit".
Gotcha.

theres a reason i've been permabant from TGP no less than 4 times.

Have I mentioned my porn name is gonna be "Dick Sniffage"?

This thread seems to have died a quick death. The post about Richard Gere sticking Gerbils in his arse seems to be that elephant in the room. No one want to touch it. Fuck it, I will.
We should start a charity. Save the gerbils from Richard Gere's arse fund. Each dollar you send will save one gerbil from going to a bad place. Please give. Give now and we will name a rescued gerbil in your honour. Send ten dollars and we will save a gerbil and also send you a sterling silver key ring in the shape of Richard Gere's arsehole.

Go in Richard Gere's ass instead of the gerbils?
Hey, it's a hard job but someone's got to do it, apparently.

Wasn't there a South Park episode about Gere's rear or something?

Well. This thread took a turn for the small and furry.

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RAT.

D.o.S. wrote:

FREE.

#powerbottomforrichardgere

neonblack wrote:Really, I just want more pedals that do one thing than one pedal with 20 features I'll never use.

Never?!
Time is long. Surely at some point you might be bored/drunk/curious about dicksniffing,
and there your 20-in-1 pedal will be. Ready for sniffing!

And with all this gerbil talk... I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the new theory that
The Black Plague was transmitted by gerbils and not rats (as previously thought).
So Richard Gere's sexual proclivities take on a whole new shade of danger and menace.

Sniff this!

*sniff*