Is someone waving a scammy carrot under my nose?

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:12 am

This thread rules so hard.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:39 pm

Agreed. All sorts of happy feelings.

Also... "As for a contract, we don't take rights and don't take a percentage, so why would we need a contract?"
:lol:

jesuismarie · Post by **jesuismarie** » Mon May 13, 2013 6:29 pm

i don't work for minoan douche. i'm a sound engineer.

Pollinator95 wrote:
jesuismarie wrote:Um...this company has licensed me 12 times in the last year. 10 shows and two web ads, have you all any clue whatsoever as to WTF you are talking about? This is why indie artists get a bad wrap, because too many of us are lazy idiots that don't research. Have you seen the flow of their info on their FB pages? Have you seen their playlist, which includes guys like Iggy Pop, Tracy Bonham, etc? Have you researched their personnel to see that they are major players in supergroups? Have you read that they work with the major labels and have been around 10 years? Seriously guys, this is just plain stupidity. Did you all know the owner is also a producer on a new tv show being developed which has guys like William Shatner, Daryl Hannah, Michael Chiklis, Jakob Dylan, Tommy Lee, Iggy Pop, guys from The Cure, Duran Duran and Tom Petty & The Hearbreakers involved??? Ofcourse you don't know, because you didn't bother to look them up, but instead jumped to your dumb conclusions. The people at Minoan are fantastic, COMPLETELY honest, and you know exactly what you're getting in to when you do it. They even cut people breaks, help them pay in pieces, and even throw people freebies at times. They always make it a point to promise that they can not guarantee placements, but the way they do it is much more advantageous to artists than free services with 40,000 tracks. I've been able to chat with the owner and others any time I need advice, any time I want to run a new song by them. I've paid $400 dollars and have so far made back almost $10K. Rule #1 that I've learned, whatch who you publically accuse of scamming, as word travels fast in t his business and it will surely come back to bite you in the ass. If you go around talking smack about people without knowing what the heck you're talking about, it's the first sign of failure. Ridiculous people.

Marie G.
Minoan PR

Fixed.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon May 13, 2013 8:20 pm

A NecroThread says "WUT?".

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon May 13, 2013 8:53 pm

lolwtf

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:13 pm

Oh man, I had totally forgotten about this thread. :lol:

terminator · Post by **terminator** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:19 pm

jesuismarie wrote:i don't work for minoan douche. i'm a sound engineer.

douche is French. it's not a scam!

THEBEERHAMMER · Post by **THEBEERHAMMER** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:39 pm

Whats going on here....

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:45 pm

jesuismarie wrote:i don't work for minoan douche. i'm a sound engineer.

Is "Minoan Douche" a company, or is there a comma missing from that first sentence.

What I'm trying to say is that I want to work for Minoan Douche...

... please.

terminator · Post by **terminator** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:54 pm

I think Minoan douche is a racial slur.

AxAxSxS · Post by **AxAxSxS** » Mon May 13, 2013 11:17 pm

I am willing to work for Minoan Douche.
How much douche will I receive?
How do I know it is real Minoan Douche? Is it carbon dated?
I prefer to use only the best authentic douche because otherwise.... well, you know...
:omg:

TheOndrakGuy · Post by **TheOndrakGuy** » Wed May 15, 2013 7:48 am

Oh man, I forgot about this thread.
I just read it all again and reminded myself why I love you guys.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Wed May 15, 2013 8:32 am

Yeah, we should all form a band called "Minoan Douche" and get them to "promote" us.

yallerhon · Post by **yallerhon** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:33 am

terminator wrote:
jesuismarie wrote:i don't work for minoan douche. i'm a sound engineer.

douche is French. it's not a scam!

I lol'd for real.

Maybe try to be gentle with jesuismarie guys. Her comments (and those of Minoan music) have all the markings of someone with potential malignant narcissism (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism ). You may be dealing with someone with deep-set psychological issues and who may have other psychological conditions such as a major depressive disorder. Hopefully she/he gets the help that (it appears to me) they may need. I would not send any money their way as it appears they may be either severely deluded or have poor communicative abilities / ability to empathise.

That said;

jesuismarie wrote:Best of luck with your careers. You're gonna need heaps of it by the looks of it.

I spent my afternoon at work helping someone learn to walk unassisted, and my other job is teaching children to play guitar. My career is pretty awesome already, but thank you in any case.

rustywire · Post by **rustywire** » Wed May 15, 2013 10:38 am

jesuismarie wrote:i don't work for minoan douche. i'm a sound engineer.

Damn proud of ya. :cool:

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Yeah, sure.