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^ sound like a wet dream to me.

sylnau wrote:^ sound like a wet dream to me.

Truth.

but then you woke up and it was just me cuddlin' you whispering, "rannnnnndy REVENGERrandyrandyrandyrandyrandyRANDYRANDY" over and over in your ear.

hilarity. ENSUES.

^ Funny Behndy.

Well that would just be cruel, making me have a dream like that.
And is it weird if MR. Fairfield was a sexy grizzly spanish duder, exposing his ripped arms while holding the pedal boxes like a pizza boy?

nope. HE'S A PLUMBER HERE TO FIX YOUR PIPES.

cable repairman, Karl Hungus stylee.

elevenstrings wrote:

oh shit!

I'm trying to stay zen...

I KNOW THIS IS SO HARD.

Ok, so while where waiting... lets continue the story...

So Randy is a plumber... what happend, why... why does he have to take a revenge? Why?


This story will distract us from been too excited

Randy is a delusional psychopath who is in love with me and has created an alternate realilty where we love each other, like the dude who shot Reagan. The dream I had was actually a dream Randy had, a dream he created where I loved him because he made me the only thing that would please me (a bangin ass ring mod.) When I denied him, he figured he would exact his revenge on me. I'm scared for my life.
EDIT: Or you could just ask Mr. Fairfield

It's gettin closer...

From Fairfield's facebook:
"Randy's on the bench this week, building a few production prototypes. This is going to be great."

Im still dying... There hasnt been a day where I havent thpught about the randys revenge....