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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:57 pm
by Kacey Y
Invisible Man wrote:This thread has become The ShartCorner.
Risky farts are the most intense level of vulnerability I'm willing to share at this stage. Unless you read between the lines about the desperate shame wienerschnitzeling. That's still pretty dark and dusty Corey interiors 101 though.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:17 pm
by waltdogg
my gut rains acid all day at work. never trust your farts.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:24 am
by John
Confession: sometimes I pluck my taint hair while I'm scratching my nuts. Just rip hanks of it out of the flesh. Feels good man (until I get sweat in my raw skin)

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:29 am
by waltdogg
right there with you buddy. but i pluck hairs everywhere. that painful relief, lol.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:32 am
by snipelfritz
I do that except with my nose hairs, but still while I'm scratching my nuts.

It feels good not having unsightly hairs.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:32 am
by John
snipelfritz wrote:I do that except with my nose hairs, but still while I'm scratching my nuts.
Be careful!!!
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-you- ... irs-2016-7
https://www.sharecare.com/health/health ... nose-hairs

Pro Tip: use a lighter to trim nostril hair. I take very quick gentle sniffs of the flame and it keeps nose hairs in check without plucking, and lasts longer than a trim. Plus the smell of burnt hair lingers in the nose for days and I love it

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:03 am
by waltdogg
jesus. fucking. christ.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:51 am
by John
Don't knock it til you try it. Works like a charm, just be careful. Very careful.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:16 pm
by $harkToootth
I think I just had the most hellacious last hour of work...made it through...I'M ON VACATION NOW!!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K34LlUvzkNI[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K34LlUvzkNI

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:45 pm
by Ghost Hip
My ultimate gear dream is to do a gear demo where I play Smells Like Teen Spirit through a Dumble.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:55 pm
by Kacey Y
Ghost Hip wrote:My ultimate gear dream is to do a gear demo where I play Smells Like Teen Spirit through a Dumble.
I think you're aiming too low. How about a vintage '62 Strat, through a first run Klon Centaur, into a brand new Boss DS-1 into a Dumble?

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:18 pm
by BetterOffShred
Corey Y wrote:
Ghost Hip wrote:My ultimate gear dream is to do a gear demo where I play Smells Like Teen Spirit through a Dumble.
I think you're aiming too low. How about a vintage '62 Strat, through a first run Klon Centaur, into a brand new Boss DS-1 into a Dumble?
Eric Claptons original champ, with 3 or 4 PLL's and a couple delays, a 9 string guitar.. mmm toanz

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:24 pm
by $harkToootth
I want JonnyAngle and I to have an egalitarian pedal show where we recommend everything and always try to make space on 'our board' for pedals.
I also really like the idea of going "here is the clean tone" playing one thing and then playing something completely different when the pedal is on. Or you play the 'clean tone' and it's already fairly distorted and fuzzed out.
Since it is a 'music' show our special guests would be comedians.

I also like the idea of really terrible playing and one guy nodding like "that's pretty good..."
Or playing songs you don't quite have all the parts down yet.
Or eating a bunch of Indian Food before demoing and playing some notes on guitar and farting some of the others.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:33 pm
by Kacey Y
Fart on a snare drum...sample it...run it through a mothership pedalboard...profit??

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:15 pm
by $harkToootth
Corey how many amps do you have now? This is the 'Confession Thread' so please be honest.

So I'm on vacation and I did a stay-cation. Woke up a 10:00 AM. Listened to some old Opie & Anthony. Got Indian food and have been drinking sugary Vietnamese coffee since 12:30 PM. I'm really fucking good at doing nothing :lol: