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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:21 pm
by Haki
Pollinator95 wrote:Also just watched Behndy's porn video that he says is somebody else be we all know is really him.

It's really hard not to think of it as being him and his wife.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:21 pm
by wsas3
Dude.... Im not even saying this because I think zoe is hot as fuck, but that girl looks demonically atrocious and malnourished.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:23 pm
by behndy
Haki wrote:
Pollinator95 wrote:Also just watched Behndy's porn video that he says is somebody else be we all know is really him.

It's really hard not to think of it as being him and his wife.


oof. i WISH i could pull off a mullet that well.

dood. i am SO much hawter than that guy. and i'm in near silent running mode whilst humping.

......... my wife is way hawter too. although Olive Oil's Retarded Sister is fucking HAWTNESS.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:31 pm
by Haki
You've got those two dreadtail things going for you, don't need the mullet, though it wouldn't hurt.

I would imagine that had it been you and your wife the roles would be reversed.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:33 pm
by Eric!
No, no, you're supposed to chew the donut, and then without swallowing it, add the boomsauce. She IS retarded.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:43 pm
by behndy
Haki wrote:You've got those two dreadtail things going for you, don't need the mullet, though it wouldn't hurt.

I would imagine that had it been you and your wife the roles would be reversed.


it... it SCARES me a little how well y'all know me.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:17 pm
by wsas3
When im fucking im silent as a mouse. Im on a mission man, I cant disturb myself with confounded noises

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:28 pm
by behndy
when i pleasure myself i don't even change expression. if it weren't for the fluids and the cessation of hand or accessory movement, one moment would look exactly like the next.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:52 pm
by Eric!
behndy wrote:when i pleasure myself i don't even change expression. if it weren't for the fluidsmand the cessation of hand or accessory movement, one moment would look exactly like the next.


Either that or you're defying the space-time continuum

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:52 pm
by excane
behndy wrote:ohh mer GERD this is the best thing i've seen in awhile.


That IS quite delicious. I couldn't watch this at work all day, and I walk in the door eating some DUNKIN. Ferr realzz.... I had a choc frosted and a coffee. I.... I DID finish it :joy: :facepalm:

I'd add in this as one of the KING'S of FX to sample. Nick manning is just hysterical.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD65-l2oQbk[/youtube]

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:54 pm
by My name is Mudd
Didn't watch the whole thing (am I weird that porn is interesting for maybe 5 minutes at most, aside from the occasional 'you can DO that?!?' moment...rather do than watch), but I got the idea that the whole thing was scripted from the word go. Badly. From the word go.

Zoe's hot, in that 'absolutely NEVER have a realistic chance in HELL with her so I admire from afar' way, but I think Emily's hotter.

- edit - anyone want a free pair of black Gibson speed knobs, VG condition? I have no need for them...

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:07 am
by Jwar
Ok seriously. Why would no one buy my Eden amp? Or make me offers at least. I'm super confused. I've listed two or three amps in the last year and NONE of them have sold. LOL! What's the deal? I think my prices are fair. Are people just broke as fuck right now?

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:17 am
by Eric!
jwar wrote:Ok seriously. Why would no one buy my Eden amp? Or make me offers at least. I'm super confused. I've listed two or three amps in the last year and NONE of them have sold. LOL! What's the deal? I think my prices are fair. Are people just broke as fuck right now?


Yep

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:24 am
by Waterpilot
Eric! wrote:
jwar wrote:Ok seriously. Why would no one buy my Eden amp? Or make me offers at least. I'm super confused. I've listed two or three amps in the last year and NONE of them have sold. LOL! What's the deal? I think my prices are fair. Are people just broke as fuck right now?


Yep

Agreed. It also might be that people don't know a lot about it. It, generally, isn't in a lot of tube amp conversations I don't know why but I don't know much about it either. Maybe do a youtube or soundcloud demo and post the link in the thread. It may just take a little more "selling" then you're used to.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:30 am
by Deltaphoenix
Yeah, lots of broke people. I have a piece of gear that is going to take awhile to get rid of, my Roland V-Bass. A bunch just sold on TB and some for way cheap...
we just had to replace the battery on our Hybrid Honda...now I am broke too.