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OK addendum to the sneezing thing:

If I sense a sneeze coming but I can't 'perform,' I stare into the nearest light and think about a vampire creeping up behind me and biting me on the neck. 100% success rate.

I once admitted this to a room of people at a social event and didn't get any friends out of the deal.

Invisible Man wrote:OK addendum to the sneezing thing:

If I sense a sneeze coming but I can't 'perform,' I stare into the nearest light and think about a vampire creeping up behind me and biting me on the neck. 100% success rate.

I once admitted this to a room of people at a social event and didn't get any friends out of the deal.

Perhaps your garlic-scented cologne drove them away.

01010111 wrote:As long as it doesn’t have freezer burn you should be fine. How far expired is it?

I went back to them. Microwaved two. Couldn't do it. I saw two black spots and said threw them out.

My days of playing 'Chicken' with food are behind me.

Hey IM - I see what you did there.

Guys...guys...this is the best thing that ever happened to me...

$harkToootth wrote:Guys...guys...this is the best thing that ever happened to me...

Where can I buy them? I'll give 'em a shot.

I get them at my local 'Stop&Shop'. They're a bit pricey though. A good deal is 2 for $4 (when you see them you may be like 'Uh this is $2?') they're delicious though for a quick 3 minute meal.

$harkToootth wrote:I get them at my local 'Stop&Shop'. They're a bit pricey though. A good deal is 2 for $4 (when you see them you may be like 'Uh this is $2?') they're delicious though for a quick 3 minute meal.

Will I spend time regretting it later?

Oh wait, Stop n Shop? No problem, just a mile away. I'll give them a shot this weekend.

Believe or not 'No'. I've been eating the Red's burritos for a while now, that's just a new flavor. I like them cause they're quick, you won't wreck your trousers, and they're filling (2 of them).
I love Chorizo though so this is like the world's gift to me.

$harkToootth wrote:I get them at my local 'Stop&Shop'.

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$harkToootth wrote:Believe or not 'No'. I've been eating the Red's burritos for a while now, that's just a new flavor. I like them cause they're quick, you won't wreck your trousers, and they're filling (2 of them).
I love Chorizo though so this is like the world's gift to me.

Sounds awesome, $harky, thanks for the recommendation.

Lurker13 wrote:Hey IM - I see what you did there.

Yeah I felt bad about it.

Invisible Man wrote:

Lurker13 wrote:Hey IM - I see what you did there.

Yeah I felt bad about it.

I appreciated the ironic humor, even if your audience didn't. But hey, at least they didn't rip you limb from limb.

"So Lurker," some of you ask, "you're a member of ILF, so why don't you buy gear more often?"

"Because," I respond, "I spend most of my expendable income buying books on Amazon." Once they lure you into Prime, it's all over but they crying. They make it way too easy for a bibliophile to resist.

Lurker13 wrote: They make it way too easy for a bibliophile to resist.

#justiceforbookshops

sincerely,
Mitch the Glitch

I kind of want to try some of that weird, stinky fish from Scandinavian countries.

Also, I'm watching Arthur's Perfect Christmas right now.