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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:18 am
by Kacey Y
$harkToootth wrote:Will check out. Thank you Sir. (I didn't want to keep posting in the thread of sorrows, other people need that thread)
Every time I pop into that thread thinking "I'm tired, I wish my kids would sleep/eat/not scream" or "I'm bummed out that I can't find a band", I see someone talking about cancer or their house burning down and I'm like...

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:37 am
by $harkToootth
If they made a "pants crapping" thread that would render my need to post in that thread obsolete.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:48 am
by comesect2.0
ghost shits are my favorite, its like the longest turd sliding against a mans g spot that has you think omg this is fuckin solid! then you wipe and its clean as a daisy, you jump up and look behind you......but nothing is there........................
when times are ruff, a sink, or shower that happens to be right next to the latrine is good for wetting the paper to make for clean.
I havent worn underwear nor have I owned any since no joke...maybe, 8th grade....
I like when you fart while your sitting down and the pressure is so great it rises up threw the top of your crack and makes a clapping sound.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:48 am
by comesect2.0

there ya go pope.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:24 pm
by BetterOffShred
Yeah, the clean getaway ghost turd is always a fantastic experience. I home brew Kombucha and when I really hit it hard I swear I could digest a tire off my pickup truck if I ate it. That shit is crazy.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:34 pm
by Iommic Pope
Thanks, consent!

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:50 pm
by popvulture
comesect2.0 wrote:
there ya go pope.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:15 pm
by $harkToootth
My taste in pedals keep getting cheaper. Damn you BST for having exactly three things tempting me right now and all being reasonably priced (if not inexpensive?).
I swear I am going backwards in terms of circuit appeal.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:22 pm
by Chankgeez
$harkToootth wrote: circuit appeal.
I don't know what kangaroo court of appeals you're talkin' about, but I'll take this one:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnlS_QiyWto
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:36 pm
by comesect2.0
Is it just me, or is it hard to not cry or get choaked up when listening to that Charlie Brown Christmas song....
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:40 pm
by $harkToootth
I was trying to use the word in a combination to create a noun, the same way one would use 'sex appeal'. I am not a smart man.
Comesect, don't get me started man....
True talk, regarding Christmas movies, ANNABELLE'S WISH gets me every time

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:10 am
by BetterOffShred
Gary Jules cover of Mad World tears (

) me up.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:05 am
by snipelfritz
My anus is prepared...FOR ME TO POOP ON-ERR or out of...it...OUT OF IT! YEAH!
I'm not ready to talk Christmas movies. I Christmased too early last year(like this time) and burned out a little.
I think I'll watch all the Rankin/Bass stop-motion movies and review them this year, Nostalgia Critic style (since HE won't seem to touch them).
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:08 am
by jrfox92
BetterOffShred wrote:Gary Jules cover of Mad World tears (

) me up.
I feel so sorry for Tears for Fears because the populace will forever believe it's actually a Gary Jules song.
That being said, I hate the Tear for Fears version because it's like they took all the worst instruments made in '80s and then handed them to random people with a general guideline of how the song was supposed to go.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:16 am
by snipelfritz
I love Tears for Fears, but you really have to get past the fact that they are the embodiment of a sound that probably seemed so new at the time but became dated the moment it was recorded. It's like the Windows 95 screensaver of music.