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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:14 pm
by behndy
have they announced one? that's awesome. Pitch Black was fucking great. Riddick was..... fun. i can't stand the names of the planets or the peoples, but it's a cool movie. 'specially the extended version on the Divids.
also,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM[/youtube]
get's adorable about 30 seconds in, i'm SOLD when she starts humping the desk and the chubby abc grrL shows up. MEOW.
(i'm bored as butts at my house and trying to get an Elements demo vidjia thing done)
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:19 pm
by behndy
gawd i'm bored right now.

Thunder Cunts GO.
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:21 pm
by excane
Grrface wrote:You know, Pitch Black is one of those movies that I could watch over and over again. Kind of excited for the next Riddick movie.
This isn't the confessions thread

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:24 pm
by excane
behndy wrote:have they announced one? that's awesome. Pitch Black was fucking great. Riddick was..... fun. i can't stand the names of the planets or the peoples, but it's a cool movie. 'specially the extended version on the Divids.
also,
get's adorable about 30 seconds in, i'm SOLD when she starts humping the desk and the chubby abc grrL shows up. MEOW.
(i'm bored as butts at my house and trying to get an Elements demo vidjia thing done)
Rachel Bloom is SO FAKKINN HOTTT. Reminds me of a cuter, more innocent Diora Baird (who also is insanely luscious)
Gawd I'd do NASSTYYYY things to both of them
WITH
MY

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:24 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:30 pm
by behndy
i've....... i've never heard it called a Calvin. well played suh. well played INDEED.

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:34 pm
by behndy
also,

also also,
is this the Dora Biard you speak of?
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:35 pm
by excane
UUGGG FAKK.
You keep showing that..... that.....SEXIEST goddamn thing ever. I don't think you KNOW how much I love that....

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:36 pm
by Grrface
behndy wrote:have they announced one? that's awesome. Pitch Black was fucking great. Riddick was..... fun. i can't stand the names of the planets or the peoples, but it's a cool movie. 'specially the extended version on the Divids.
Sort of:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =1&theater
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:37 pm
by excane
behndy wrote:is this the Dora Biard you speak of?
That would THEEE one sir!!
A bunch of pics from her playboy shoot..... FAKKK.... I'd bury my head in those for a weekend....
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:38 pm
by behndy
good gawd it's hawt. and i REALLY like how the Elements sounds. thing's a beast. already use it in a song. it's sorta my Fuzz That You Can Super Hear All The Notes Coming Through pedal. TATSY.
yesh, i misspelled Tasty as Tatsy. i think that's how i'm going to say it in the Real World from now on. it's like the past tense of tits used as a descriptor for awesome stuff.
and now i'm reposting myself on FB. fuck me i am BORED.
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:41 pm
by excane
Boredom can be a dangerous thing for me....
Just shook and poured my 2nd margarita. In about an hour-o-two those Diora pics might come in handy.
YAHHH "handdd yyyy" see wut I did THARRR

Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:48 pm
by behndy
Sechsy Word Play Is Sechsy.
urf. i SHOULDN'T be bored. i have a Randy's Revenge on loan i finally have time to play with, want to finish up this Elements vid, trying to get two cameras working and two mics working at the same time for vidja stuff. also, hungry and have some bomb ass pasta left over.
just....... can't....... peel myself off the couch...... GAH.
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:50 pm
by excane
I think I could have some ear splitting fun with a Randy.
I shoulda got in on the FF tourbox, but with all the traveling bullshit I've had to do for work lately, I didn't want to dick anyone over.
Maybe I'll hop on last at the end of the chain.
Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:59 pm
by MSUsousaphone
Oh man.....that fail.blog's shit had me crying....oh fuck.
So I started reading the names to my wife....forgetting she's 17 weeks preggers with quints (looks like 32 weeks to all you unawesome spermed normal mortals)......yeah....not the smartest move......
