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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:00 pm
by dubkitty
wsas3 wrote:I would do that but caffeine doesn't seem to do anything for me anymore... This deserves to be in this thread, because over the past year coffee hasn't helped me get through the day, shit sucks!


a cup of tea has more caffeine than a cup of coffee. try that.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:53 pm
by theavondon
dubkitty wrote:
wsas3 wrote:I would do that but caffeine doesn't seem to do anything for me anymore... This deserves to be in this thread, because over the past year coffee hasn't helped me get through the day, shit sucks!


a cup of tea has more caffeine than a cup of coffee. try that.


ermmmmmmmmmm....no, that's not the case.

Tea leaves might have more caffeine in them than coffee beans, but most of it is not extracted from the leaves. The average cup of coffee has like...three times the amount of caffeine than a cup of tea.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:16 pm
by bob the r0bot
^troof

The reason caffeine from tea works better is because the high concentration of antioxidants present in tea slows the absorption of the caffeine. This means that you don't get the jolt you do from coffee, but the sensation lasts longer and tapers instead of crashes.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:50 pm
by theavondon
Having extracted caffeine from tea in a lab, I've seen in person how little caffeine is actually in tea. It's surprising to think that what people are so addicted to is just a small amount of a white powder...oh wait that's not surprising at all.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:05 pm
by wsas3
I snort caffeine like a boss

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:18 pm
by the_carl
Caffeine pills are where it's at. I hate the taste of coffee. Tea is alright though.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:25 pm
by bob the r0bot
the_carl wrote:I hate the taste of coffee. Tea is the mother-fucking shit though.

+1

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:28 pm
by Chankgeez
bob the r0bot wrote:
the_carl wrote:I hate the taste of coffee.

+1


-2

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:33 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Apparently there is a problem with the Grand Orbiter I sold. Needless to say I spent the money in a matter of 30 minutes. Refunding the dude will be pretty bad for my mood. Hopefully there is some other way to work this out.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:37 pm
by Officer Bukowski
UGH my stupid shitty car can't fucking idle without dying right now for some reason.

That just made a trip to the post office so incredibly miserable.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:08 pm
by MEC
Officer Bukowski wrote:UGH my stupid shitty car can't fucking idle without dying right now for some reason.
That just made a trip to the post office so incredibly miserable.

Take out the air filter and see if that helps. If so, then it's time for a new air filter. :thumb:

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:28 pm
by wsas3
Chankgeez wrote:
bob the r0bot wrote:
the_carl wrote:I hate the taste of coffee.

+1


-2

+1

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:32 pm
by WeHuntKings
wsas3 wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:
bob the r0bot wrote:
the_carl wrote:I hate the taste of coffee.

+1


-2

+1


-4,000,000,0000

fuck you all coffee is love

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:33 pm
by bob the r0bot
WeHuntKings wrote:fuck you all coffee is love

+e^i π

EDIT:
SPOILER : show
I think I just made the first Euler's identity joke in ILF history.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:24 pm
by jfrey
WeHuntKings wrote:fuck you all coffee is love

Double stamped it, no erasies.