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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:29 am
by Achtane
Haha.
Yeah, I use this name all the time now. Any of my past usernames are just embarrassing to revisit. Even earlier posts here and in other forums make me cringe.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:36 am
by Mudfuzz
Achtane wrote:Haha.
Yeah, I use this name all the time now. Any of my past usernames are just embarrassing to revisit. Even earlier posts here and in other forums make me cringe.

Me too.. but more because I use to try and be overly serious... and then say something odd.. now I shoot for odd :thumb:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:31 am
by snipelfritz
I think people's lives destroy people's lives or careers. The don't dig it when people start contributing rationality or intentions to inanimate objects. I'm also not sure I want to work for someone who's trolling employee's Facebook profiles. I am however not in that position and have a suspicion that my new boss hates little people. I want to be like "Bitch, you got a lazy eye! Don't judge."

[1,000,000 irony points if I got fired because of that post]

but really, that's not going to happen. Paranoia begins in the conceit that you are important enough for someone to be out to get to you. Most people aren't.

Also, I've been going by snipelfritz for roughly 7 or 8 years. I'm certain you can look back on just about every forum I've been a part of in google considering there is nothing else that shows up when you search my user name.

Cherry 7Up is the shit.

My mom always gives me :snax: to hide and eat so she won't eat them. Then she just makes me give them back to her.

I'm intentionally rambling at this point. I really enjoy our time, ILF. Ok, I'm out of ideas and tired. Good night, ILF. Or day, but I'm going to sleep, bitches.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:57 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
Fuzzy Picklez is what I always go by.
I think...

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:08 pm
by unownunown
i had a dream about a music festival. and i saw ben goldwasser so i ditched my friends to have a long conversation with him about mescaline. :idk:

who else gets weird musician dream cameos?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:23 pm
by unownunown
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68269702/em ... rosilicate
this claims to be a kaleidoscope, but i think it looks like a pipe/dildo. how come almost every stoner's first pipe is a swirled glass dealio that looks like a penis?

how come no one has yet made a bong that doubles as a kaleidoscope?
edit:
awww dude i was in the market for a new star projector BUT WHAT ABOUT A KALEIDOSCOPE PROJECTOR? EVEN FUCKING BETTER. and it looks sorta like a bong :lol:

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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:30 pm
by unownunown
i am the last three posts in this thread. this is sad. and they all were drug related too, if you're one of those 'religion is the opium of the masses!' types.

but my youtube video watching time was precluded by a mormon ad. yeah, this dude fucking made an ad. and talked about finding god. and changing diapers and singing. and ended it with 'I'M A MORMON mormon.org.' i had to close the tab. i was like, huh?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:38 pm
by jfrey
You ok?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:40 pm
by unownunown
just bored :cry:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:00 pm
by Haki
Odd thing with Paypal today. I receive an invoice and log in to pay for it. Paypal rejects this because my credit card is unconfirmed and I've reached the spending limit. Close the tab, open the link in the email again and instead of logging in I now fill out the same credit card details in an attempt to pay for it, which works.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:06 pm
by Heavy_Soul
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdD5hjMBIjw[/youtube]

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:01 pm
by dubkitty
:rock: :rock: :rock:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:00 pm
by theactionindex
unownunown wrote:http://www.etsy.com/listing/68269702/emblem-mini-lampworked-borosilicate
this claims to be a kaleidoscope, but i think it looks like a pipe/dildo. how come almost every stoner's first pipe is a swirled glass dealio that looks like a penis?

how come no one has yet made a bong that doubles as a kaleidoscope?
edit:
awww dude i was in the market for a new star projector BUT WHAT ABOUT A KALEIDOSCOPE PROJECTOR? EVEN FUCKING BETTER. and it looks sorta like a bong :lol:

Image


This is awesome. As far as cock-looking bongs go, there's nothing wrong with a glass cock with smokey ejaculate that gets you messed up. Nothing at all.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:26 am
by Achtane
I lose like a pound of hair when I brush it in the shower.

One of the drawbacks of having a gloriously curly mane.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:34 pm
by snipelfritz
unownunown wrote:i had a dream about a music festival. and i saw ben goldwasser so i ditched my friends to have a long conversation with him about mescaline. :idk:

who else gets weird musician dream cameos?

I had a dream that I met George Clinton. I wanted to audition for a new band he was starting but didn't have my guitar, and he was a real douche about it.

About the bong-like kaleidescope, I looked at it, thought, "that totally looks like a bong, (random thoughts about the irony), the only thing unbong-like is the flat bottom." Then it struck me: Bongs should have flat bottoms like that!!! :eek: The number of bong water spills would drop drastically. I'm not even high and I thinks it's a brilliant idea. I just hope somebody who makes bongs reads this. I don't even need remuneration; I consider this thought to be a service to all mankind.