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$harkToootth wrote:People are very sad these days. I met up with an inordinate amount of old friends the past week and all of them are sad. It reminded me of that scene in THE BIG CHILL where Richard says, "Nobody said it was going to be fun. At least, nobody said it to me."

People who act sad around other people are selfish assholes.

Yeah, cliquey work shit sucks. Lots of shit sucks, but being an adult means you bury those emotions, get drunk and choose to have a good time while you still can. *places a lampshade on $hark's head and hands him a bottle of Jagermeister*

I'm sick and tired of emotionally needy sadsacks expecting me to spend my spoons to get down to their level. Either you get on the party train, or I'm cutting you off!

But snipelfritz, I didn't say I was 'sad'. In fact...I'm on the party short bus. The quote I was using is actually aligns with your second and third sentence.
*keeps lampshade on head, per an unsuspected enjoyment of being a lamp. A lamp is a light. A light in the sad world of others.*

Literally me these days...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdHUyOHMhN0[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdHUyOHMhN0

i just did a dirty thing, now I feel....dirty.

...omg it wont stop its still dirty, and it keeps getting dirtier.
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My first orgasm was from anal. It's pretty amazing. But I've only ever done it with one man. I'd love to try it with you though. I'm a bit nervous about to....you're big. Definitely have to start out slow.
What size are you?

it was funny at first but it wont stop!

They say butt plugs is a good way to get prepared. I actually bought a set. Lol. I have a big suitcase of sex toys.

im about to throw up all over my duck

per an unsuspected enjoyment of being a lamp. A lamp is a light

swear ive heard this somewhere...or the way it follows threw is reminding me of someones style.

comesect2.0 wrote:

per an unsuspected enjoyment of being a lamp. A lamp is a light

swear ive heard this somewhere...or the way it follows threw is reminding me of someones style.

Inspired by Rik...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVPAP62TvRY[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVPAP62TvRY
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQNH9G5nbI[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQNH9G5nbI

Your poor duck...

And Mr. le $hark, you can temporarily take off the lamp shade if that makes your drinking easier. I assumed that was implied with the bottle pass.

I really like the lamp shade. I think I want to get some brass colored clothes to match it.
You have inspired my new look...

snipelfritz...comesect...please help. My head has gotten too hot from being a lamp. Please pour some ice on my head.

don't like the med. jumbo frets on my reverend bayonet

too hot?
man, the story boards for that film were amazing. Its a bummer i have the doc on blueray and no blueray player, really feel like going threw the special features now.
got this one too, magnifico.

Please acknowledge the ice bucket on my head...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXGnzQVTDE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXGnzQVTDE

Oh Jesus Christ...I'm down the Marlon Brando rabbit hole again. This is probably the 5th time in ten years. I like that man's antics better than his acting...

realmacaroni wrote:don't like the med. jumbo frets on my reverend bayonet

That's my only quibble with Reverend guitars.

I mean...I appreciate that sentiment. His ratio of publicized 'nobel acts' to 'excessive lunacy' is quite poor though...

If this was baseball we would be on bench...

Although I "am" a lamp so...never mind.