The Confessions Thread

[popvulture]

No synthy squirts?

[$harkToootth]

I like fart sounds in all capacities. I have laughed a literally every fart I've ever heard even the (especially) 'detrimental-to-your-trousers' ones.

I have another 'real talk' confession. I typically rock a buzz cut these day but my hair is growing out and I have to say...I don't mind a little party in the back.

[popvulture]

Son ain't nothin wrong with a lil' mullet time. Goes well with Miller time.

[comesect2.0]

Just in the sense when your jam is furocious and you like tearing down the walls of time, then everything slows down, turning a more than frisky osc knobs down, ending a serious jam with UURRRGHJAK-KA!-HAKAGH!-KAJAYAGHH!-a!Hkak-kak-aghh-PHHAG!-toot)FgffFPHHPGGGHHFFLLAYPFYLAP!-FFFFFPAHB-fbaphlab!-toot toot-Fffpoot-poot-poooot. Turns me off.

[$harkToootth]

I think I need some of those jamz...

[snipelfritz]

Son ain't nothin wrong with a lil' mullet time.

no no no no no.

Miller time.

yes yes yes yes yes.

[Chankgeez]

Real talk...true confession...
Ever since Chank posted this image

I have LITERALLY thought about it every single day and snickered. Sometimes multiple times per day.
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!!

I think I saw this guy walking down the street today.

He's a little bit older now, beard's grown in, head's shaved.

He was unsheathing his "air sword" though. So, he's still "studying the blade".

[snipelfritz]

Sometimes I see Mark Borchardt.

I found this after years of it playing in the back of my head. Classic.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houQRfbOq3A[/youtube]

[behndy]

yesssssss i MISSED having an RM-1. getting here Friday -


with my kitteh all colorful on a MASF Starry Wisdom i got for ILFMAS a few years back that now LOOKS AS BRUTAL AS SHE SOUNDS.

[$harkToootth]

Real talk...true confession...
Ever since Chank posted this image

I have LITERALLY thought about it every single day and snickered. Sometimes multiple times per day.
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!!

I think I saw this guy walking down the street today.

He's a little bit older now, beard's grown in, head's shaved.

He was unsheathing his "air sword" though. So, he's still "studying the blade".

I literally am that kid now. It's not funny to me anymore. I started studying the blade and now I understand. Also, I was in Philly on Sunday so you may have seen me.

I've had enough of all this premarital sex. It's just too much!

[foomanfat]

The cover of Unsane's first album keeps me from listening to it. I can't stomach snuff.

[Achtane]

That's a natural reaction to seeing something like that though. The darker corners of the internet have desensitized me and ruined me as a human being.

[$harkToootth]

Forget the internet, living in New Jersey and regularly going to NYC has ruined me as a human being.

[Iommic Pope]

I think I have moved into hating most people at my new workplace.
I do my best not to despise them but every day they do more and more high school clique political shit and its just wearing me down.
Is the whole world this sad?

I already know the answer...

[$harkToootth]

I'm inclined to say "Yes" but I don't think the clique sentiment is indicative or unique to high school. I've been talking to my colleague about this because she is sick of the 'high school drama' at our work. I just think it is something humans do in groups.

Look at soccer/football hooligans. They like the same thing and beat the life out of each other. So imagine how people who don't like the same thing will act towards each other.

People are very sad these days. I met up with an inordinate amount of old friends the past week and all of them are sad. It reminded me of that scene in THE BIG CHILL where Richard says, "Nobody said it was going to be fun. At least, nobody said it to me."