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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:04 pm
by $harkToootth
^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:03 pm
by $harkToootth
Real talk...true confession...
Ever since Chank posted this image
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Chankgeez wrote:Image
I have LITERALLY thought about it every single day and snickered. Sometimes multiple times per day.
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!! :lol: :lol:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:09 pm
by $harkToootth
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDie8goaBDU[/youtube]

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:14 pm
by Mudfuzz
Laugh now but when the zombies come... and they will..

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:16 pm
by $harkToootth
You're absolutely right. I need to focus on master-blading instead of masturbating.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:27 pm
by codetocontra
Nah, same wrist motion.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:31 pm
by Mudfuzz
$harkToootth wrote:You're absolutely right. I need to focus on master-blading instead of masturbating.
You have to think more creatively. masterbate to only bland things.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:24 pm
by Iommic Pope
Like loaves of plain white bread?

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:45 pm
by Mudfuzz
Yes, but you can't actually rape the loaf of wonder bread, that would break the blandness.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:48 pm
by Chankgeez
$harkToootth wrote:Real talk...true confession...
Ever since Chank posted this image
NSFW: show
Chankgeez wrote:Image
I have LITERALLY thought about it every single day and snickered. Sometimes multiple times per day.
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:04 pm
by comesect2.0
Wonder bread is soggy and never molds...beware of bread that never gets old.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:25 pm
by $harkToootth
SAHSA_BUMP. I think Sasha Grey is a good actor. I like her band too...
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I want this hoodie..
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:25 pm
by jrfox92
:erm:
Wait, does she actually have a band?
I imagine she had to do... something after retiring from... "the biz".

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:42 pm
by $harkToootth
aTelecine is the band. Sort of like a SKINNY PUPPY / Electro-Industrial / EBM derivative band. There is another band like that out now that I enjoy a bit more but the name escapes me.
If someone has Sasha's number...please send my way?

EDIT: HIGH-FUNCTIONING FLESH is the EBM band I prefer...funky stuff..
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:53 am
by comesect2.0
Yo I just dropped n ta say I d0n"t like fart sounds f4om a synth(period)